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LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here
Member since 5/05 12023 total posts
Name:
Sonia
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Thursday's Prayer
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend. Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute, large-breasted nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store, a golf course, and a bass boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't care. Amen
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
Member since 5/05 21840 total posts
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To a brand new year to a healthier me
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Re: Thursday's Prayer
 i love it!!!
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| Posted 12/1/05 9:24 AM |
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Shelly
She's 7!!!
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Re: Thursday's Prayer
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| Posted 12/1/05 9:24 AM |
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Michi
My Love
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M
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Re: Thursday's Prayer
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MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.
Member since 5/05 26170 total posts
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MrsERod™®
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Re: Thursday's Prayer
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| Posted 12/1/05 9:29 AM |
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IluvBo
NICKY & EVIE
Member since 6/05 3321 total posts
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Rose
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Re: Thursday's Prayer
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| Posted 12/1/05 10:01 AM |
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
Member since 5/05 24460 total posts
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Tania
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Re: Thursday's Prayer
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