Mrs-Boop
My Babies
Member since 5/05 4956 total posts
Name:
Jaime
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This is a Funny One!!!
An elderly
>>>woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of
>>>money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to
>>>the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
>>>
>>>After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right)
>>>an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.
>>>
>>>The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She
>>>placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was
>>>curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The
>>>elderly woman replied that she made bets.
>>>
>>>The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"
>>>
>>>The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles
>>>are square."
>>>
>>>The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was
>>>impossible to win a bet like that.
>>>
>>>The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and
>>>said, "Would you like to take my bet?"
>>>
>>>"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my
>>>testicles are not square."
>>>
>>>"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money
>>>involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock
>>>tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."
>>>
>>>"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.
>>>
>>>That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a
>>>long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them
>>>this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was
>>>positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and
>>>reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.
>>>
>>>The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the
>>>president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet
>>>made the day before that the president's testicles were square.
>>>
>>>The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the
>>>day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so
>>>that she and her lawyer could see clearly.
>>>
>>>The president was happy to oblige.
>>>
>>>The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the
>>>president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president.
>>>"Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."
>>>
>>>The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president
>>>noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked
>>>the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's
>>>probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the
>>>morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of
>> Canada!"
>>>
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