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The Mom Test

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neener1211
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The Mom Test

The Mom Test

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Momma, how do you know all this stuff.
You are so smart." I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mom."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "Oh...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad." ''Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face.

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Posted 2/20/08 9:39 AM
 
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JoCaCoLa
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Posted 2/20/08 9:41 AM
 

NewlyMrs
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Posted 2/20/08 9:43 AM
 

sunflowerjesss
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Posted 2/20/08 9:44 AM
 

headoverheels
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Posted 2/20/08 9:44 AM
 

Bluepixie
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Laura

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OMG!! LMAO!!Chat Icon

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Posted 2/20/08 9:44 AM
 

MetsGirl07
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Deanna

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oh that is the cutest !!
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Posted 2/20/08 9:45 AM
 

jambalady
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That is hysterical!!!!!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 2/20/08 9:52 AM
 

Stephybaby
Love my two girls!!

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Stephy

Re: The Mom Test

that was so cute!!!!!

Posted 2/20/08 9:56 AM
 

PeasandCarrots

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Posted 2/20/08 10:02 AM
 

sasha96
lovin' my 2 little ladies!

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Julianne

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Chat Icon I'm also glad you taught her the value of a woman! Girl power!

Posted 2/20/08 10:34 AM
 

msbree825
whole lotta cute...

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that is too funny! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 2/20/08 10:35 AM
 

DmarieK
My loves!!

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Posted 2/20/08 10:36 AM
 

nyteacher13
Three Under Four!!! :-)

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Posted 2/20/08 10:37 AM
 

1stimemom
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Mrs Dee

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Priceless!!!Chat Icon

Posted 2/20/08 10:40 AM
 

CherylWoops
momma's boy

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Cheryl

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Posted 2/20/08 10:41 AM
 

justthe4ofus
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OMG she is brilliant ( I am NOT trying to be sarcastic here!). At the age of 4 she has already figured out men!!!!!!! She is very insightful. I wish I had that wisdom in my 20s so I could have understood them better.

She sounds very cute.

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Posted 2/20/08 11:32 AM
 

neener1211
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J

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just to add..this isn't my daughter...it is a forward...Chat Icon

Posted 2/20/08 12:06 PM
 

dapnkap
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Karen

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Cute Story!

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Posted 2/20/08 12:44 PM
 
 

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