You must be a registered and logged in user to subscribe to a topic.
| Posted By |
Message |
Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
Member since 5/05 22334 total posts
Name:
Professional Aunts No Kids
|
The difference between men and women
1.NAMES
* If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will Call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
* If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer To each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
2. EATING OUT
* When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
* When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
3. MONEY
* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on Sale.
4. BATHROOMS
* A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, Razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A Man would not be able to identify most of these items.
5. ARGUMENTS
* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that... Is the beginning of a new argument.
6.CATS
* Women love cats.
* Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
7. FUTURE
* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
8. SUCCESS
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
9. MARRIAGE
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does!
10. DRESSING UP
* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
Garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
|
Posted 3/27/08 9:18 AM  |
| |
|
Long Island Weddings
Long Island's Largest Bridal Resource |
TreAnt427
-
Member since 8/06 8652 total posts
Name:
Tracy
|
Re: The difference between men and women
|
| Posted 3/27/08 9:39 AM |
| |
|
MeeshkaMich
LL=Yum
Member since 2/06 5616 total posts
Name:
|
Re: The difference between men and women
Ok I agree with the 4th one lol, but um men ALWAYS use our stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and TAKE LONGER to get READY than us even if they claim not to. AGREED?
hahaha
|
| Posted 3/27/08 10:06 AM |
| |
|
BellaRock
I am all the Me I will ever Be
Member since 5/06 9746 total posts
Name:
She who shall remain nameless
|
Re: The difference between men and women
Posted by Lisa
5. ARGUMENTS
* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that... Is the beginning of a new argument.
This made me LOL.
|
| Posted 3/27/08 10:12 AM |
| |
|
Christine
2nd verse same as the 1st
Member since 5/05 15287 total posts
Name:
|
Re: The difference between men and women
Me too
And the cat one!
|
| Posted 3/27/08 10:14 AM |
| |
|
Red
spring is in the air
Member since 11/05 2688 total posts
Name:
helen
|
Re: The difference between men and women
Posted by Lisa
3. MONEY
* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on Sale.
|
| Posted 3/27/08 11:18 AM |
| |
|
2BEANS
wow time is going fast.
Member since 9/07 16106 total posts
Name:
Tina
|
Re: The difference between men and women
gotta tell my dh this.. we always argue over who gets the last word..
5. ARGUMENTS
* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that... Is the beginning of a new argument
|
| Posted 3/27/08 11:26 AM |
| |
|
2BEANS
wow time is going fast.
Member since 9/07 16106 total posts
Name:
Tina
|
Re: The difference between men and women
Posted by MeeshkaMich
Ok I agree with the 4th one lol, but um men ALWAYS use our stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and TAKE LONGER to get READY than us even if they claim not to. AGREED?
hahaha
in this house i totally agree.. dh takes wayy longer than me.
|
| Posted 3/27/08 11:27 AM |
| |
|
HoneyBadger
YourWorstNightmare.
Member since 10/06 15979 total posts
Name:
BahBahBlackJeep
|
Re: The difference between men and women
|
| Posted 3/27/08 11:28 AM |
| |
|
Emily
Kasey & Me! Lurves it!
Member since 7/06 8703 total posts
Name:
STBHC
|
Re: The difference between men and women
|
| Posted 3/27/08 11:39 AM |
| |
|
GigglesBear
LIF Infant
Member since 3/08 126 total posts
Name:
Michael
|
Re: The difference between men and women
Posted by Lisa
1.NAMES
* If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will Call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
* If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer To each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
This is very true. When I'm with my group of friends, one is called Duck, another is Panda, and I'm Pig.
|
| Posted 3/27/08 11:43 AM |
| |
|
Jax430
Hi!
Member since 5/05 18919 total posts
Name:
Jackie
|
Re: The difference between men and women
|
| Posted 3/27/08 12:04 PM |
| |
|
dandr10199
Grace is growing up too fast!
Member since 10/05 11561 total posts
Name:
Dina
|
Re: The difference between men and women
I needed this today!
|
| Posted 3/27/08 12:13 PM |
| |
|
luckystars3
2015
Member since 11/07 2378 total posts
Name:
Julie
|
Re: The difference between men and women
|
| Posted 3/27/08 12:19 PM |
| |
|
nbc188
Best friends!
Member since 12/06 23090 total posts
Name:
C
|
Re: The difference between men and women
|
| Posted 3/27/08 12:43 PM |
| |
|
|
|
Re: The difference between men and women
Cute!!
|
| Posted 3/27/08 12:48 PM |
| |
|
IluvBo
NICKY & EVIE
Member since 6/05 3321 total posts
Name:
Rose
|
Re: The difference between men and women
|
| Posted 3/27/08 1:03 PM |
| |
|
