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SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!
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Ooops
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to sh*t when I tell you the price.'
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Marcie
Complete Happiness :)
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LOVE being a Mommy!
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Re: Ooops
Haahaaahaahaahaaa!!!!
Thats awesome!!!
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| Posted 11/26/07 5:11 PM |
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pinkiegirl
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Dana
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| Posted 11/26/07 5:12 PM |
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Phyl
R.I.P. Sweet Mia ♥
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The Mystical Azzhorse! ™
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| Posted 11/26/07 5:12 PM |
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KellyDance
Merry Christmas!
Member since 6/07 2153 total posts
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Kelly
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| Posted 11/26/07 6:10 PM |
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june262004
But I love the Snow!
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Kristin
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| Posted 11/26/07 6:13 PM |
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sunflower13
LIF Infant
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Lara
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| Posted 11/26/07 6:19 PM |
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SPECIALNEEDSMOMMY
A Healing for Gregory
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Barbara
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Re: Ooops
That was really cute!
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| Posted 11/26/07 6:54 PM |
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| Posted 11/26/07 7:19 PM |
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MelToddJulia
Love my Family!
Member since 7/05 29064 total posts
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Mel
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| Posted 11/26/07 7:22 PM |
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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
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Betsy
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NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 11/26/07 7:22 PM |
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mrswask
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Michal
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Re: Ooops
 
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| Posted 11/26/07 7:23 PM |
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