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PhyllisNJoe
My Box Is Broken
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OMG Fergie
I hope this isn't true
Saw it on Fishwrapper.com through Party 105's Facebook.
"I kissed Axl and Josh at home—both French. My son likes to French kiss me a lot. It's so delicious! He goes in for the kill, but I'll have to cut that off at a certain age, or else that'll be weird."
--Fergie Ferg discusses how her 11-month-old son Axl kisses her with tongue, and we all get nightmares forever.
See, it's strange, because Fergie says that this behavior will get weird in the future, when it's very, very obviously weird right now. Actually, it got weird when this kind of mother-child kissing began, but it went to this whole other terrifying place beyond weird when she called it "delicious." Because sorry, but there are just some things that a parent never needs to do with her child. A parent never needs to French kiss her child, OK? It's amazing that this even needs to be said.
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LIF Toddler
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OMG Fergie
Oh god. Please no. This is disgusting. I hope it was somehow taken out of context.
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| Posted 8/24/14 9:27 AM |
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Ayne11
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OMG Fergie
LOL I thought she died. This is pretty gross!
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| Posted 8/24/14 9:50 AM |
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luvmyReese
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Catt
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OMG Fergie
Hes a baby still they gjve wet kisses..maybe she is just playfully joking that its like a french kiss..I doubt (im hoping) she is sitting there shoving her tongue in her baby's mouth like she would her hubby.
My gut is telling me this was taken out of context...well again Im hoping.
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| Posted 8/24/14 10:25 AM |
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cj7305
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Re: OMG Fergie
Posted by luvmyReese
Hes a baby still they gjve wet kisses..maybe she is just playfully joking that its like a french kiss..I doubt (im hoping) she is sitting there shoving her tongue in her baby's mouth like she would her hubby.
My gut is telling me this was taken out of context...well again Im hoping.
God I hope so too!!!!
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| Posted 8/24/14 10:31 AM |
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APT910
Let It Be
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Re: OMG Fergie
Posted by luvmyReese
Hes a baby still they gjve wet kisses..maybe she is just playfully joking that its like a french kiss..I doubt (im hoping) she is sitting there shoving her tongue in her baby's mouth like she would her hubby.
My gut is telling me this was taken out of context...well again Im hoping.
This is what I was thinking...and hoping!!
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| Posted 8/24/14 10:34 AM |
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PitterPatter11
Baby Boy is Here!
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OMG Fergie
I'm thinking this is out of context. Whenever DS kisses me, his mouth is always open, but it's not a French kiss.
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| Posted 8/24/14 12:49 PM |
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MarathonKnitter
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OMG Fergie
i pray that this was taken out of context
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| Posted 8/24/14 1:15 PM |
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starlitdragon
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OMG Fergie
This has to be taken out of context or we are missing the sarcasm meter. It sounds like something I would say about my DS and I would be sarcastic as hell while saying it.
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| Posted 8/24/14 1:17 PM |
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RainaK
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OMG Fergie
OMG, I hope this isn't true but I've seen her say very weird things over the years so something tells me this is true. She didn't say wet kiss on the lips. She said french! I'm horrified! :(
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| Posted 8/24/14 2:27 PM |
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dimples
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Re: OMG Fergie
I think she's joking. Open mouth slobbery baby kisses are hilarious and adorable.
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| Posted 8/24/14 2:29 PM |
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StaceyWill
It's a girl!!!
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OMG Fergie
Ehhhh, I'm sure she's not making out with the kid. And if you've ever kissed a baby, you'll know what she means. It IS delicious.
At least I'm hoping this is the case.
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| Posted 8/24/14 3:22 PM |
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PhyllisNJoe
My Box Is Broken
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Re: OMG Fergie
I've said that a baby has tried to "Make Out with me" or even my dog for that matter. Doesn't mean we are actually making out. I feel like her saying French made it seem like she literally is reciprocating. It's one thing when a kid grabs you and does it. But another if you're involved (tongue wise)
I hope it was taken the wrong way. Bc if not, that is some sick shit
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| Posted 8/24/14 3:32 PM |
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DiamondGirl
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Re: OMG Fergie
Posted by starlitdragon
This has to be taken out of context or we are missing the sarcasm meter. It sounds like something I would say about my DS and I would be sarcastic as hell while saying it.
exactly
I have made jokes about this w my son who I dont actually makeout with lol
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| Posted 8/24/14 7:58 PM |
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EandF
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Re: OMG Fergie
She is just a silly woman. My DD is almost 13 mos and she kisses with her tongue and even bites because she doesn't know better. DH just joked this weekend that she was trying to slip me the tongue! Lol. It's actually really cute.
Whether this was taken out of context or she used those poor choice of words, I seriously doubt (at least hope!) that she actually doesn't French kiss her baby.
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| Posted 8/24/14 9:12 PM |
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gina409
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Re: OMG Fergie
Posted by DiamondGirl
Posted by starlitdragon
This has to be taken out of context or we are missing the sarcasm meter. It sounds like something I would say about my DS and I would be sarcastic as hell while saying it.
exactly
I have made jokes about this w my son who I dont actually makeout with lol
Same here!
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| Posted 8/24/14 9:39 PM |
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Maybe-Baybe
My Sunshine
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Re: OMG Fergie
Posted by StaceyWill
Ehhhh, I'm sure she's not making out with the kid. And if you've ever kissed a baby, you'll know what she means. It IS delicious.
At least I'm hoping this is the case.
Exactly. I joke all the time how DD is French because she kisses with tongue. I don't actually make out with her, she just tries to slip me the tongue sometimes and, yes,I agree, it IS delicious! 
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LSP2005
Bunny kisses are so cute!
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Re: OMG Fergie
Posted by Maybe-Baybe
Posted by StaceyWill
Ehhhh, I'm sure she's not making out with the kid. And if you've ever kissed a baby, you'll know what she means. It IS delicious.
At least I'm hoping this is the case.
Exactly. I joke all the time how DD is French because she kisses with tongue. I don't actually make out with her, she just tries to slip me the tongue sometimes and, yes,I agree, it IS delicious!
I hope to g-d that she does not mean on the mouth!!! But my DD would give my cheek those blissful open mouth wet kisses when she was a baby. Oh those were so delicious. I hope that is what she meant and the comment was just taken out of context to make it look bad.
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| Posted 8/24/14 11:25 PM |
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Hope2009
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Re: OMG Fergie
I agree, it must be taken out of context. If not, holy sickness!
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NervousNell
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Re: OMG Fergie
Posted by gina409
Posted by DiamondGirl
Posted by starlitdragon
This has to be taken out of context or we are missing the sarcasm meter. It sounds like something I would say about my DS and I would be sarcastic as hell while saying it.
exactly
I have made jokes about this w my son who I dont actually makeout with lol
Same here!
Yes. I say it about my cats. That I "make out" with them. I don't actually make out with my cats, but I do kiss them on the mouth and love all over them.
I guess I'm into bestiality!
(much to my DH's dismay who points out that they lick their own, and each other's, asses all day long!) Oh well!
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Mrs213
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OMG Fergie
He's a baby, they give wet kisses. I'm sure she's not making out with her kid, that would be sick!!
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