GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
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Shawn
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Old Guy in Church with the devil
People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, the Devil appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon, everyone had exited in the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
The Devil walked up to the old man and said: 'Don't you know who I am?
The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
'Aren't you afraid of me?,' the Devil asked.
'Nope, sure ain't,' said the man.
'Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?' asked the Devil.
'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.
'Did you know that I could cause you profound horrifying, AGONY for all eternity?' persisted the Devil.
'Yep,' was the calm reply.
'And you're still not afraid?' asked the Devil.
'Nope,' said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, the Devil asked, 'Well, why aren't you afraid of me?'
The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48 years.'
ETA: changed "S.A.T.A.N." to "the Devil"....
Message edited 8/6/2008 7:36:49 AM.
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