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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name:
Shawn
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Never have I ever
1 point for each item you've never done... let us know your number... if you're brave enough.... 
Never have I ever...
1. Asked my kids how old they were or momentarily forgot their names.
2. Celebrated when someone cancelled plans with me because it meant I didn’t have to take a shower or put on makeup or carry on adult conversations.
3. Demonstrated to my younger children how to use the potty, including grimacing, grunting, aiming, wiping and, of course, the double flush.
4. Felt secretly resentful that my kids could sleep anywhere, anytime if they wanted to (and yet they never, ever, ever want to).
5. Dropped an F-bomb in front of my kids on more than one occasion.
6. Stuck my hand in the toilet to retrieve whatever toy had been accidentally-on-purpose lodged in there.
7. Peed my pants a little while sneezing! (Damn you, pelvic floor!)
8. Counted down the minutes until I could put my kids to sleep and enjoy a glass (ok fine, a bottle of wine) in solitude.
9. Gone all “momma bear” and yelled at another kid for bullying my kid.
10. Let my kids watch a movie on Netflix so my husband and I could chiiill in the other room without anyone barging in.
11. Used my hands/clothing to wipe the snot from my kid’s nose or my spit to wipe the filth from his/her face.
12. Felt relief when I saw another tired, stressed and disheveled mom because it meant I wasn’t the only one. (Hallelujah!)
13. Let my kids go a day or two (ok, a week) without putting a single leafy-green or vegetable in their mouths.
14. Used the Smell Test to determine what exactly had been smeared all over the floor.
15. Dropped my kids off at school bra-less, shoe-less and wearing the most hideous pajamas I own because I had no intention of getting out of the car.
16. Spent an entire day planning and preparing the perfect family meal only to have my kids tell me it was “gross” and refuse to eat it.
17. Let my kid take a “nature pee pee” when tracking down a not-completely-disgusting restroom was just too dang inconvenient.
18. Claimed my child was younger than he/she really was at the time because I really wanted a discount.
19. Taken a mini-vacation in the laundry-room/bathroom/shower because I needed some friggin’ alone time.
20. Acted like a total goofball in public with my kids (i.e. singing, dancing, making high-pitched animal noises) because whatevs.
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nraboni
Uggh...
Member since 10/09 6905 total posts
Name:
Nicole
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Never have I ever
5 - ha!
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| Posted 1/18/18 1:56 PM |
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MrsT809
LIF Adult
Member since 9/09 12167 total posts
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Re: Never have I ever
Posted by nraboni
5 - ha!
Same here. This is kind of an odd list though. There was one on fb yesterday where I got a legit zero. 
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| Posted 1/18/18 1:59 PM |
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Momma2015
Mommax2
Member since 12/12 6656 total posts
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Re: Never have I ever
6 but DD is under 2 so the potty training and the discount ones are just over the horizon.
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| Posted 1/18/18 2:01 PM |
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LuckyStar
LIF Adult
Member since 7/14 7274 total posts
Name:
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Never have I ever
12 but my DD is only 2!
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| Posted 1/18/18 3:04 PM |
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StaceyWill
It's a girl!!!
Member since 6/10 21539 total posts
Name:
Stacey
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Re: Never have I ever
9
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| Posted 1/18/18 3:14 PM |
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MyBabyG
LIF Adolescent
Member since 1/15 793 total posts
Name:
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Never have I ever
8
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| Posted 1/18/18 3:17 PM |
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mommy2B3
2 boys 2 girls!!!!
Member since 7/08 3324 total posts
Name:
M
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Re: Never have I ever
Posted by StaceyWill
9
Same.
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| Posted 1/18/18 3:18 PM |
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b2b777
LIF Adult
Member since 9/09 4474 total posts
Name:
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Never have I ever
9
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| Posted 1/18/18 3:23 PM |
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M514
Hi
Member since 8/10 6011 total posts
Name:
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Never have I ever
5
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| Posted 1/18/18 3:28 PM |
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luvmykids8
LIF Adult
Member since 9/15 2050 total posts
Name:
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Never have I ever
3 LOL
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| Posted 1/18/18 4:01 PM |
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ANewDayHasCome
Love multiplies, not divides
Member since 11/12 14481 total posts
Name:
Me
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Never have I ever
8. Not bad.
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| Posted 1/18/18 4:04 PM |
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NervousNell
Just another chapter in life..
Member since 11/09 54921 total posts
Name:
..being a mommy and being a wife!
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Re: Never have I ever
7
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| Posted 1/18/18 4:12 PM |
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Mags1227
Just a mommy ...
Member since 10/10 2665 total posts
Name:
M
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Re: Never have I ever
11
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| Posted 1/18/18 4:19 PM |
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ChristinaM128
LIF Adult
Member since 8/12 4043 total posts
Name:
Christina
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Re: Never have I ever
12!
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| Posted 1/18/18 7:11 PM |
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MichLiz213
Life is Good!
Member since 7/07 7979 total posts
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Re: Never have I ever
Posted by NervousNell
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Same here
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| Posted 1/18/18 8:31 PM |
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FirstMate
My lil cowboy
Member since 10/10 7790 total posts
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Re: Never have I ever
Posted by MichLiz213
Posted by NervousNell
7
Same here
Me too
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| Posted 1/18/18 11:03 PM |
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LIRascal
drama. daily.
Member since 3/11 7287 total posts
Name:
Michelle
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Re: Never have I ever
Posted by MrsT809
Posted by nraboni
5 - ha!
Same here. This is kind of an odd list though. There was one on fb yesterday where I got a legit zero.
 Me too! I was drinking wine right after I took it
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| Posted 1/19/18 1:44 AM |
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LIRascal
drama. daily.
Member since 3/11 7287 total posts
Name:
Michelle
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Never have I ever
6
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| Posted 1/19/18 1:44 AM |
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alli3131
Peanut is here!!!!!!
Member since 5/09 18388 total posts
Name:
Allison
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Never have I ever
6
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| Posted 1/19/18 6:59 AM |
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drpepper318
MIR MIR MIR!
Member since 6/07 8274 total posts
Name:
me
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Re: Never have I ever
6
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| Posted 1/19/18 12:54 PM |
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nycgirl
Angels!
Member since 3/09 7721 total posts
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Re: Never have I ever
2.
I feel like this is pretty common stuff.
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| Posted 1/19/18 2:13 PM |
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