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Jax430
Hi!
Member since 5/05 18919 total posts
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Jackie
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Major subway alert!!
This one's for all the NYCers
mta nyc transit service alert:
Due to a single droplet of water falling from the sky mistaken for rain that was actually condensation from an air conditioner in a 17th floor apartment, there are delays on the following subway lines:
1 trains are running between 14th Street and 18th Street in both directions.
2 and 3 uptown trains will terminate at 96th Street, as they are afraid to go into Harlem.
4, 5 and 6 trains will be making two loops around Central Park before getting you to your destination, because they need some fresh air.
7 trains are enjoying a hot dog and beer at Willets Point-Shea Stadium and will resume normal operation once the game is over.
A, B, C and D trains are not running at all, because they really just don’t have time for your crap today.
E trains are running express in Manhattan, enjoying the nice cool breeze they get from going 30 miles an hour.
F and V trains are stuck in some neighborhood in Queens that you’ve never heard of.
G trains are currently experiencing an inferiority complex and will not run until further notice/counseling.
J, M and Z trains are running normally, of course, since nobody ever uses these trains.
L trains are running between Princeton Junction and Hoboken. We really can’t explain how they ended up there.
N and Q trains are currently running on the Cyclone track at Coney Island-Stillwell Ave.
R and W trains are feeling nostalgic right now, and are currently running over the Brooklyn Bridge.
S service is suspended between Times Square-42nd Street and Grand Central-42nd Street. You can just walk. You do have legs, don’t you?
We would apologize for the inconvenience, but we like to watch you suffer. Thank you for riding with MTA New York City Transit!
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Posted 8/14/07 7:56 PM  |
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kathleeng
Member since 5/05 3775 total posts
Name:
Kathleen
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Re: Major subway alert!!
Thats great!!
Thanks for the laugh.
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| Posted 8/14/07 7:59 PM |
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
Member since 5/05 24460 total posts
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Tania
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Re: Major subway alert!!
omg Jackie, I though this was for real
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| Posted 8/14/07 7:59 PM |
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bklyngirl
COULD THIS BE MY YEAR??
Member since 6/05 15758 total posts
Name:
Gail
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Re: Major subway alert!!
Posted by Tany
omg Jackie, I though this was for real
you're not the only one
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| Posted 8/14/07 8:09 PM |
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
Member since 5/05 22334 total posts
Name:
Professional Aunts No Kids
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Re: Major subway alert!!
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| Posted 8/14/07 8:27 PM |
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SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!
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Re: Major subway alert!!
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| Posted 8/14/07 8:32 PM |
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Re: Major subway alert!!
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| Posted 8/14/07 9:08 PM |
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Beth
The Key to your new home....
Member since 2/06 24849 total posts
Name:
Beth
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Re: Major subway alert!!
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| Posted 8/14/07 9:12 PM |
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