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Blu-ize
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Jewish Dark Ages-Joke!
I think this is funny but if you are offended, I'm sorry. My dad forwarded this to me.
Subject: The Jewish Dark Ages
According to the Jewish calendar the year is 5766.
According to the Chinese calendar the year is 4703.
That means that for 1,063 years the Jews went without Chinese food and
had to do their own laundry.
These were known as the Dark Ages
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MrsRbk
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages-Joke!
 Even my DH cracked up!
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| Posted 9/11/07 9:33 PM |
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages-Joke!
Message edited 11/11/2011 5:20:57 PM.
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LightUpOurLife
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages-Joke!
DH got a good chuckle.
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| Posted 9/11/07 9:45 PM |
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Emily
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages-Joke!
My people did their own laundry?? I have never heard of such a thing.
eta: ty, I sent this to everyone I know.
Message edited 9/12/2007 8:38:35 AM.
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| Posted 9/11/07 10:01 PM |
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HoneyBadger
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Crismicka
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PotofLuck06
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages-Joke!
OMG!!!!!!
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| Posted 9/12/07 10:28 AM |
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Bxgell2
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages-Joke!
OMG, what would we do without Chinese food on Christmas Eve?????!!!
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| Posted 9/12/07 10:29 AM |
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Blu-ize
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages-Joke!
Posted by Bxgell2
OMG, what would we do without Chinese food on Christmas Eve?????!!!
I know, can you believe it happened?
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| Posted 9/12/07 11:01 AM |
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Ophelia
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages-Joke!
Posted by Blu-ize
Posted by Bxgell2
OMG, what would we do without Chinese food on Christmas Eve?????!!!
I know, can you believe it happened?
don't worry...Christmas Eve has only been around for about 2000 years...I think you were covered 
can I laugh at this joke if I am not Jewish
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| Posted 9/12/07 11:07 AM |
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Blu-ize
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Susan
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages-Joke!
Posted by Ophelia
Posted by Blu-ize
Posted by Bxgell2
OMG, what would we do without Chinese food on Christmas Eve?????!!!
I know, can you believe it happened?
don't worry...Christmas Eve has only been around for about 2000 years...I think you were covered
can I laugh at this joke if I am not Jewish
true, I was thinking that as well.
And, yes you can laugh all you want!
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| Posted 9/12/07 11:13 AM |
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WhatNow
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Superkat
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages-Joke!
Posted by Ophelia
Posted by Blu-ize
Posted by Bxgell2
OMG, what would we do without Chinese food on Christmas Eve?????!!!
I know, can you believe it happened?
don't worry...Christmas Eve has only been around for about 2000 years...I think you were covered
can I laugh at this joke if I am not Jewish
Can I laugh at this joke if I am not Jewish and my husband is Chinese?
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| Posted 9/12/07 1:30 PM |
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alnem
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages-Joke!
PIMP!
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| Posted 9/12/07 1:31 PM |
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SweetestOfPeas
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages-Joke!
love it
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| Posted 9/12/07 1:34 PM |
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seank80
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages-Joke!
Hahaha I just passed that joke onto a few Jewish friends and they all liked it.
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| Posted 9/12/07 1:49 PM |
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GenLCSW
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Blu-ize
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages-Joke!
Posted by Superkat
Posted by Ophelia
Posted by Blu-ize
Posted by Bxgell2
OMG, what would we do without Chinese food on Christmas Eve?????!!!
I know, can you believe it happened?
don't worry...Christmas Eve has only been around for about 2000 years...I think you were covered
can I laugh at this joke if I am not Jewish
Can I laugh at this joke if I am not Jewish and my husband is Chinese?
yes, and I'm laughing as well..
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| Posted 9/12/07 3:08 PM |
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headoverheels
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Re: Jewish Dark Ages-Joke!
i am so sending that to my parents!
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