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In my next life
By George Carlin
I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
You finish off as an o r g a s m.
I rest my case.
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Posted 5/14/08 9:05 PM  |
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Sounds good to me!!!
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| Posted 5/14/08 9:16 PM |
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Re: In my next life
That was hysterical!
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| Posted 5/16/08 1:01 AM |
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Love it!!!
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| Posted 5/16/08 1:07 AM |
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