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Bella01
LIF Adult
Member since 5/11 3708 total posts
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Mama
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I want this machine...
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father.
He asked if they were interested. Both said they were very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the mailman dead on the porch.
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Posted 12/27/11 11:43 AM  |
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july4mrsO
Happy boy!
Member since 5/10 2867 total posts
Name:
Jess
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Re: I want this machine...
 
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| Posted 12/27/11 11:45 AM |
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TessMike214
Gabriella Aubrey born 3/26!
Member since 5/10 2440 total posts
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Tess
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Re: I want this machine...
crashing.....
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| Posted 12/27/11 11:48 AM |
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StaceyWill
It's a girl!!!
Member since 6/10 21539 total posts
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Stacey
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Re: I want this machine...
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| Posted 12/27/11 11:52 AM |
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RandiG
Love my Boys!
Member since 7/09 4440 total posts
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Randi
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Re: I want this machine...
That was good!!!
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| Posted 12/27/11 11:59 AM |
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LoveyQ
Stalkers, get a life.
Member since 11/07 12820 total posts
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Re: I want this machine...
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| Posted 12/27/11 12:02 PM |
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neener1211
:-)
Member since 4/07 22952 total posts
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J
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Re: I want this machine...
that is hysterical!
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| Posted 12/27/11 12:33 PM |
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MrsCampos10-01-10
Jovani Edward is HERE!!!
Member since 10/10 2500 total posts
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Jenna
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Re: I want this machine...
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| Posted 12/27/11 8:32 PM |
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Shelleybean11
Mommy of 2!
Member since 12/08 11013 total posts
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Re: I want this machine...
That is hilarious!
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| Posted 12/27/11 8:46 PM |
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kimbalina
Bring on the glitter and bows!
Member since 6/08 15158 total posts
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Kim
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Re: I want this machine...
It took me a minute and then I started laughing!!
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| Posted 12/27/11 8:47 PM |
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