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Acerone
I hate ants and ugly people.
Member since 3/07 6437 total posts
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Chris
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I need to kill my Husband
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.
The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'
The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.' 
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2BEANS
wow time is going fast.
Member since 9/07 16106 total posts
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Tina
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Re: I need to kill my Husband
I was sooo expecting something else when I opened this.. 
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| Posted 2/12/09 6:31 PM |
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SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!
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MrsM-6-7-08
<3
Member since 8/06 4249 total posts
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Nicole
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DayDay
Livin' the Good Life....
Member since 9/06 5939 total posts
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Dayna
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1stimemom
Love my boys
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Mrs Dee
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CouponKT
Our family is complete
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K
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itkocak
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Re: I need to kill my Husband
Message edited 11/23/2011 3:53:07 PM.
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| Posted 2/12/09 7:42 PM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: I need to kill my Husband
I first thought, hmmm isn't Chris a guy
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Phyl
R.I.P. Sweet Mia ♥
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The Mystical Azzhorse! ™
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Acerone
I hate ants and ugly people.
Member since 3/07 6437 total posts
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Chris
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Re: I need to kill my Husband
Posted by Stacey1403
I first thought, hmmm isn't Chris a guy
Yes, I am... It's a joke for the ladies... 
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| Posted 2/12/09 7:48 PM |
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
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To a brand new year to a healthier me
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| Posted 2/12/09 7:52 PM |
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evnme
My little lamb
Member since 8/05 12633 total posts
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aka momma2b
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Re: I need to kill my Husband
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Diana712
RIP my beloved Brother Richard
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Diana
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Re: I need to kill my Husband
Loved it!!!
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| Posted 2/12/09 7:58 PM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: I need to kill my Husband
Posted by Acerone
Posted by Stacey1403
I first thought, hmmm isn't Chris a guy
Yes, I am... It's a joke for the ladies...
I meant just reading the title of the thread before I opened it
I got it was a joke when I read it
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| Posted 2/12/09 8:00 PM |
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IluvBo
NICKY & EVIE
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Rose
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Re: I need to kill my Husband
good one!
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| Posted 2/12/09 8:08 PM |
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MsSissy
xoxoxo
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Re: I need to kill my Husband
Posted by imthekevinofcindyandkevin
badumbum IMAGE
awesome
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| Posted 2/12/09 8:09 PM |
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sunflowerjesss
Mommy to 3!
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Jesss, duh.
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Re: I need to kill my Husband
I laughed at the joke....but then I laughed even harder at:
Posted by imthekevinofcindyandkevin
badumbum IMAGE
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| Posted 2/12/09 8:14 PM |
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kimbalina
Bring on the glitter and bows!
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Kim
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Re: I need to kill my Husband
My grandma told me that one once... LOL it is cute!
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| Posted 2/12/09 8:29 PM |
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janet
WITH LOVE MY ANGEL MISS YOU!!!
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YeahBaby
LIF Adult
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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
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Betsy
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Re: I need to kill my Husband
What a twist!!!!!
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| Posted 2/12/09 8:39 PM |
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
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MichLiz213
Life is Good!
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