I am only as strong as the coffee I drink ...

I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the
friends I have.

It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder

excuses.

3 Taxis stop for us.

4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates

are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look

like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because

they aren't listening anyway.

Re: I am only as strong as the coffee I drink ...

ive always loved that list, but i really love the topic, "i am only as strong as the coffee i drink.."

Re: I am only as strong as the coffee I drink ...

very

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