Shanti
True love
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How many dogs/cats does it take to change a lightbulb? Funny e-mail!
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
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1. Golden Retriever: The sun
> is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one.
And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
4. Rottweiler: Make me.
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!!
Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please,
please, please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll
> change it as soon as I've led these people from the
dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and
make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no
one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and
furniture.
9. Old English Sheep Dog:
> Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why
> change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
> dark.
>
11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero
Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking lightbulb."
12. Greyhound: It isn't
moving. Who cares?
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13. Australian Shepherd:
> First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
> circle...
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14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time
he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
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How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
>
Cats do not change light
bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real
question is:
>
"How long will it be before I
> can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
>
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE
> AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE
> STAFF!
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