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Janice
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Janice
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Has your toddler told you any good jokes lately?
So my joy boy is kind of dry in the humor dept.
He is the only 3 yr old in his little class, everyone else is 4.
He told me his 2 friends are very funny and tell jokes that make him laugh. He said he is only a little funny and could not make them laugh. God Bless them, he said they just smiled.
He is not getting the concept of a knock knock joke at all. Once his bff told him, Josh knock knock...and he replied, I am not a door.
Any simple easy ones?
tia!
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Bxgell2
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Re: Has your toddler told you any good jokes lately?
Uhhuh...
Alex: Knock Knock
Me: Who's there?
Alex: Bananapants
 
SHE seems to think it's a joke!
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| Posted 2/3/10 3:45 PM |
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Michelle
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Re: Has your toddler told you any good jokes lately?
Mine love why did the chicken cross the road ones, and they put different things crossing the road and different reasons why. They crack themselves up all the time.
Now most of their jokes involve poop or a butt. Boys are suck fun, especially when they start pre-k and learn all sorts of fun new words.
They started getting knock knock jokes at 3.5 I would think. Their favorite is
knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
banana
banana who?
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I didn't say banana.
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| Posted 2/3/10 3:49 PM |
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Janice
Sweet Jessie Quinn
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Janice
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Re: Has your toddler told you any good jokes lately?
thanks!!
so i think we need to get knock knock ones...chicken crosses the road is a great one! thanks!
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| Posted 2/3/10 3:51 PM |
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OffWithHerHead23
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Re: Has your toddler told you any good jokes lately?
This is Becky's favorite:
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
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| Posted 2/3/10 3:56 PM |
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pinky
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Re: Has your toddler told you any good jokes lately?
My DS loves to tell knock knock jokes.
Here are a few of his favs:
Knock Knock
Who's There
Boo
Boo Who?
Awww, don't cry!
Knock Knock
Who's There
Queen
Queen Who?
Queen up your dishes or you don't get any dessert.
Knock Knock
Who's There
Phillip
Phillip Who?
Phillip my cup
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence.
I know he has like 10 more, just can't think of them right now.
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| Posted 2/3/10 6:44 PM |
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Stacey1403
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Re: Has your toddler told you any good jokes lately?
Why did the cookie go to the Dr?
He was feeling crummy.
Why did the orange go to the Dr.?
He wasn't peeling good.
and my own personal fav...
Why did the pony go to the Dr.?
He was a little horse.
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| Posted 2/3/10 6:47 PM |
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Stacey1403
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Re: Has your toddler told you any good jokes lately?
Knock Knock
Who's There
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
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| Posted 2/3/10 6:48 PM |
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Stacey1403
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Re: Has your toddler told you any good jokes lately?
Last one my kids LOVE this one...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow
As they say interrupting cow who you scream MOOOOOO! loudly in the middle of them saying it
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| Posted 2/3/10 6:50 PM |
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Janice
Sweet Jessie Quinn
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Re: Has your toddler told you any good jokes lately?
ahhhh great! thanks
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| Posted 2/3/10 9:11 PM |
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Bops
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Re: Has your toddler told you any good jokes lately?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who ?
Don't cry it's only a joke
DS's absolute favorite ( and only) joke !
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| Posted 2/3/10 9:13 PM |
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sunflowerjesss
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Re: Has your toddler told you any good jokes lately?
My sister actually bought her kids a knock knock joke book! I can find out the name of it. Her 2 older kids (5 and 3) have all of the jokes memorized!
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| Posted 2/3/10 9:15 PM |
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MsSissy
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Re: Has your toddler told you any good jokes lately?
Posted by Janice
He is not getting the concept of a knock knock joke at all. Once his bff told him, Josh knock knock...and he replied, I am not a door.
Knock Knock
Who's there
Boo
Boo Who
Now now don't cry.
ETA: I see this is a popular one
Message edited 2/3/2010 9:20:10 PM.
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| Posted 2/3/10 9:19 PM |
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sunflowerjesss
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Re: Has your toddler told you any good jokes lately?
Ahh - I just thought of my dad's favorite joke 
"How do you make a tissue dance"
"how?"
"Put a little boogie in it"
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| Posted 2/3/10 9:21 PM |
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bonitachyc
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Re: Has your toddler told you any good jokes lately?
is it sad that i don't have any jokes to contribute but i'm lmao'ing at all of your jokes??
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| Posted 2/3/10 9:22 PM |
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AimeeE2006
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Re: Has your toddler told you any good jokes lately?
Sydney told me a knock, knock joke last week that she made up all by herself...
Syd: Knock, knock
Me: Who's there?
Syd: Josh
Me: Josh who?
Syd: JoshUA!
(She has 2 little friends named Josh)
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| Posted 2/3/10 9:53 PM |
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pinkandblue
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Re: Has your toddler told you any good jokes lately?
Posted by Stacey1403
Why did the cookie go to the Dr?
He was feeling crummy.
Why did the orange go to the Dr.?
He wasn't peeling good.
and my own personal fav...
Why did the pony go to the Dr.?
He was a little horse.
I may use these
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| Posted 2/3/10 10:03 PM |
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