Greasy Bear Ruins Paris' Party

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis -- the man who brought you the "Firecrotch" rant -- did himself proud once again by making a total *** of himself at Paris Hilton's birthday party Saturday night, sending some of the lodging heiress' guests home early in disgust, and leaving Paris in tears.

The oily heir's boorish behavior at the lavish 26th-birthday bash began around 10:00 PM, report Rush & Molloy, when he started throwing flowers at Paula Abdul, who was supposed to sing "Happy Birthday" to Paris. Then, it was the flower-holders he was chucking. And finally, after asking Paula to "lick my [bleep]," he mocked her by talking in a fake-Arabic accent. Paula bolted early, even before crooning.

Then, Brandon decided to ingratiate himself to Courtney Love by grabbing her, making her straddle his waist, and telling her, "I want to squirt on you," never minding that Courtney's young daughter was right there.

After all this and some broken glasses and candles, Paris broke down -- and kicked Greasy out. No comment from Greasy's rep.

Re: Greasy Bear Ruins Paris' Party

ewww such a loser

Re: Greasy Bear Ruins Paris' Party

awww..pooor pooooor paris....

give me a break, i don't feel one ioda sorry for him or her.

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