Funny saying for Christmas card?

So we got the CLASSIC photo of DD screaming on Santa's lap. It is tooo cute. (I would post but I want those I know IRL to see it first in the mail ). Anyone have a cute, funny, clever saying to put on the card? I like " Looks like someone is CLAUSTROPHOBIC!" but DH isn't sold.

TIA!

Re: Funny saying for Christmas card?

I would say do it like those commercials do- like this:
dress $50
shoes $20
look on baby's face when i sat her on santa's lap priceless

Re: Funny saying for Christmas card?

Here are some ideas:

"He told me i was getting coal this year"


"What do you mean you don't do birthdays?"

I tried to tell my Mom I'm afraid of Santa. Bet she knows it now!!

...but I TRIED to be good!

Santa said NO! to my Christmas wish for a RED RYDER BB GUN!!!

"But I don't want coal for Christmas."

You Better Not Pout, You Better Not Cry
OR
Uh-Oh, he does know that I've been bad!

1. I just heard from Santa you were on the naughty list.

2. I hope you have a Happy Holiday, I'm not.

3. I'm having a blue Christmas without you. (for people you do not see this time of year)

"Hope Your Christmas Is Merrier Than This".

Re: Funny saying for Christmas card?

Posted by ko123

So we got the CLASSIC photo of DD screaming on Santa's lap. It is tooo cute. (I would post but I want those I know IRL to see it first in the mail ). Anyone have a cute, funny, clever saying to put on the card? I like " Looks like someone is CLAUSTROPHOBIC!" but DH isn't sold.

TIA!

Re: Funny saying for Christmas card?

If I can find ours from a few years back to repost I'll put it, but we had on the top "It's the most wonderful time of the year!" and then under it "It's the hap-happiest season of all!"