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Funny Email I Got!

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mrswask
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Michal

Funny Email I Got!

GENDER OF THINGS

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender. For example:

1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can
see right through them

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male, didn't you? But consider this it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

Posted 9/1/05 8:24 PM
 
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lvdolphins
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Chat Icon Chat Icon Cute!

Posted 9/1/05 9:30 PM
 

dooodles
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Posted 9/1/05 9:32 PM
 

ravensbride
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Posted 9/1/05 9:47 PM
 

AJsMommy122
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That was cute!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 9/1/05 11:55 PM
 

GenLCSW
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Genna

Re: Funny Email I Got!

Cute!!

Posted 9/2/05 8:21 AM
 
 

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