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Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A
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Susan
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Funny
This may have been posted before:
Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of
humor.
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up
and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals
12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem ****** off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh sh*t." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its
throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
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MsSissy
xoxoxo
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Re: Funny
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| Posted 1/11/08 2:50 PM |
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MsMBV
:P
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Me
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Re: Funny
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| Posted 1/11/08 2:51 PM |
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Kara
Now Zagat Rated!
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They call me "Tater Salad"
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Re: Funny
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BellaRock
I am all the Me I will ever Be
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Re: Funny
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danielleandscott
My new 71 Super Beetle
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Scott
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Re: Funny
HOLY CR*p - I just spit my clemintine on the monitor -
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TreAnt427
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Tracy
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Re: Funny
I LOVE IT!!!!!
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| Posted 1/11/08 3:02 PM |
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jxnoscar
Baby Delicious!
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Nancy
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Re: Funny
I love this everytime I read it
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| Posted 1/11/08 3:02 PM |
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sunflowerjesss
Mommy to 3!
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Jesss, duh.
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Re: Funny
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| Posted 1/11/08 3:19 PM |
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LightUpOurLife
Totally in love
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Bonnie-Jean
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Re: Funny
That is GREAT!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 1/11/08 3:26 PM |
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Re: Funny
I've read it before but it's still funny!!
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| Posted 1/11/08 3:28 PM |
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CouponKT
Our family is complete
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K
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Re: Funny
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| Posted 1/11/08 4:17 PM |
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evnme
My little lamb
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Re: Funny
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| Posted 1/11/08 4:17 PM |
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mrswask
Pookie Love
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Michal
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Re: Funny
That's awesome!
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