Dear Tide:

Thought this was funny!



I'm writing to say what an excellent product you
>have! I've used it since the beginning of my
>married life, when my Mom told me it was the
>best.
>
>Now that I am older and going through menopause,
>I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago,
>I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.
>My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to
>berate me about how clumsy I was and generally
>started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing
>led to another and I ended up with a lot of his
>blood on my white blouse.
>
>I tried to get the stain out by using a bargain
>detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a
>quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a
>bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and
>to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains
>came o ut! In fact, the stains came ! out so well,
>that when the detectives came by yesterday, they
>told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were
>negative and then my attorney called and said
>that I would no longer be considered a suspect in
>the disappearance of my husband. What a relief!
>
>I thank you, once again, for having such a great
>product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter
>to the Hefty bag people...
>
>(Signed)
>A Relieved Menopausal Wife

Re: Dear Tide:

I read that before.

Re: Dear Tide:

Re: Dear Tide:

LOL!!!