Dear Old Lady Co-worker. ..

Your Perfume from 1940 is not still good. You smell like stale dead flowers. Please throw it out.

Dear Dog lady,
I know you love your dogs, but you don't have to smell like one 24/7 Take a bath.
Love,
Gagging Prego

Re: Dear Old Lady Co-worker. ..

During my first trimester there was this one customer who would come in and every single time I had to go 'hide' in the back because I couldn't take the smell of his cologne (which would permeate the entire lobby and my office).

Good luck!!

Re: Dear Old Lady Co-worker. ..

Dear BaconCheeseburger,

It's a good thing you have LIF to vent to, so you don't say these things out loud, because you seem to forget that your super-human sense of smell is making you notice things that non-pregnant people would not.


Signed,

I can say these things because I have been pregnant before and I know what a raving lunatic I was.

Re: Dear Old Lady Co-worker. ..

oohh i can soo relate to this!! except its not the nasty smell of perfume, or dog smell...

its the alcohol breath of the woman that sits in the cube in front of me, that i can smell thru the wall seperating our desks EVERYDAY!!!!

Message edited 12/30/2010 9:57:40 AM.

Re: Dear Old Lady Co-worker. ..

Posted by Karma

Dear BaconCheeseburger,

It's a good thing you have LIF to vent to, so you don't say these things out loud, because you seem to forget that your super-human sense of smell is making you notice things that non-pregnant people would not.


Signed,

I can say these things because I have been pregnant before and I know what a raving lunatic I was.