Dear DH,

It's bad enough that you made me beg for a little loving for 13 weeks without giving in, but when you finally give in and "do me the favor", please don't mention how you are creeped out about the baby right smack in the middle of the act and then walk around with your head hung down afterwards like I made you commit the most apprehensible cardinal sin ever.

I feel unattractive as it is with my bloated belly that looks like I ate 15 donuts and 8 happy meals, dark bumpy nips, and roadmap veins all over my boobs, I don't need you to comment on how you don't like being made to feel like "a sex object" everytime I look at you. You're not all that cute with your "sympathy belly" either, but I still love you and want to be intimate with you.

We did it once. In 3 1/2 months. And I can probably safely assume that you'll never want to do it again for the next 6 months after how you reacted last night.

I'll try my hardest to keep my filthy, lecherous hands to myself.

Sincerely,

Your starved for some loving, lecherous wife.

Re: Dear DH,

My boyfriend says he feels "weird" and that I shouldn't be bouncing the baby around like that. Thank god he doesn't make me wait 13 weeks though...I feel for you!!!!!

Re: Dear DH,

I could have wrote that myself!!!!!!!!!!!!

for you because I know the feeling

Re: Dear DH,

It's all about mutual masterbation.

Re: Dear DH,

I think we are going on 3 months at this point And as I am 7 months pregnant I don't see it happening anytime soon.

Re: Dear DH,

I guess I shouldn't complain then...I thought 3 times in the last 5 1/2 weeks was bad. I guess others have it alot worse than me.

Thanks for letting me know what I have to look foward to in the next few months though...i'm sure it will only get worse...

Re: Dear DH,

My new nickname should be the rapist. At first, he would eventually consent (still in his sleep) and just let me do my thing. Now, there is no consent anymore.

Re: Dear DH,

The last 2 times we did it, I attacked DH in the middle of the night. I think this way he is less freaked.

Sadly, that was over a month ago, and there has been zero action since.

I told DH I was taking matters into my own hands.....he asked if he could watch......THAT is gross!!!!!

Re: Dear DH,

Re: Dear DH,

I have the opposite problem, my husband won't leave me be! If we go 2 days without some action, he reminds me.

Re: Dear DH,

Re: Dear DH,

Posted by neener1211

I have the opposite problem, my husband won't leave me be! If we go 2 days without some action, he reminds me.

Re: Dear DH,

Re: Dear DH,

Posted by CherylWoops

Posted by Preguntas

Posted by CherylWoops

My new nickname should be the rapist.

"I'll take 'The Rapists' for $500, Alex"
"That's 'Therapists', Sean Connery"

I think I may have just fallen in love with you after this post. I love quoting that skit and had it in mind when I posted.

Re: Dear DH,

Posted by CherylWoops

Posted by neener1211

I have the opposite problem, my husband won't leave me be! If we go 2 days without some action, he reminds me.

I applaud your DH and you as well....and if you dare complain, I won't be able to speak to you anymore. Live it up for those of us who wish we were you.

Re: Dear DH,

Re: Dear DH,

Posted by Preguntas


I figured you knew what you were saying.
So help a sista out- what are the other ones?
I remember
"The Penis Mightier"

Message edited 11/1/2007 3:41:53 PM.

Re: Dear DH,

OMG...my dh is just the opposite. He loves me more can't get enough. I'm the one who will give in only once in a while.

sick *******!!