You seem to call in "female sick" all differerent times of the month. Maybe you should see a doctor?

You should also see a doctor for the sudden flu you seem to get the day after you announce you're going out drinking that night.

With all of these days off and working at home (like 6 already this year) one would think you'd have plenty of time to have these bizarre medical conditions checked out.

Signed,

Stuck with all the work on a Monday (again)