Chelsea Handler & Abigail Breslin: Harper's Bazaar Bunch

Late night funny girl Chelsea Handler serves up some movie theater snacks to 13 year-old actress Abigail Breslin in a cheeky fashion photo spread for the April 2010 issue of Harper’s Bazaar (with Demi Moore on the cover).

Abigail poses as the “Hollywood brat,” while Chelsea stars as her overwhelmed “publicist.” Here’s what Chelsea shared:

On Hollywood publicists: “Sometimes the publicists are worse than the star. They really are delusional. That’s why when I hired a publicist, I was like, I never want the type who is going to be such a pain in the *** and treats people terribly.”

On her dad, who she exploits in her latest book “Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang”: “[My father] likes to have any attention, whether it’s negative or positive. He is pretty much under the correct impression that he has no say in anything I do and that my childhood was humiliating enough. So it’s payback time. If he tried to sue me, he’d have to borrow money from me to sue me.”

On working out: “[Sometimes] I’m running and get passed by a 70-year-old woman with a better body. I can’t be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.”

Re: Chelsea Handler & Abigail Breslin: Harper's Bazaar Bunch

They did a LOT of photoshopping on Chelsea's face in these.
Wow!

Re: Chelsea Handler & Abigail Breslin: Harper's Bazaar Bunch

Chelsea also never wears any makeup on her show and is always washed out too. So between the computer and the makeup she looks great.
Every night I say to DH who is styling her? She look terrible in those tanks.

Re: Chelsea Handler & Abigail Breslin: Harper's Bazaar Bunch

I think she looks a lot like Elizabeth Banks

Re: Chelsea Handler & Abigail Breslin: Harper's Bazaar Bunch

Re: Chelsea Handler & Abigail Breslin: Harper's Bazaar Bunch

I want to dress her! Her lesbian stylist has great taste in shoes.