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Ophelia
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remember, when Gulliver traveled....
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A funny...sorry if it's a repeat
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning til night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.
One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again.
Complain, nag, complain, nag – it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.
At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement. This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.
So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.
The old farmer said, ‘Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I’d nod my head in agreement.’
’And what about the men?’ the minister asked.
’They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.’
 
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MarathonKnitter
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Re: A funny...sorry if it's a repeat
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| Posted 2/11/10 3:29 PM |
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PaddysGirl
Little princess is here!
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Crystal
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Re: A funny...sorry if it's a repeat
funny!!
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| Posted 2/11/10 4:24 PM |
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DeniseMarie
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Re: A funny...sorry if it's a repeat
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| Posted 2/11/10 4:25 PM |
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CallaLily
Thank you, Saint Gerard!
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Re: A funny...sorry if it's a repeat
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| Posted 2/11/10 4:33 PM |
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FelAndJon
needs to update her avatar pic
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Felice (aka LuckyBride2004)
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Re: A funny...sorry if it's a repeat
That is funny! I hadn't heard that one before
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| Posted 2/11/10 7:43 PM |
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1stimemom
Love my boys
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Mrs Dee
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Re: A funny...sorry if it's a repeat
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| Posted 2/11/10 7:46 PM |
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WhatNow
Say Cheese!
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Re: A funny...sorry if it's a repeat
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| Posted 2/11/10 7:47 PM |
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drpepper318
MIR MIR MIR!
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Re: A funny...sorry if it's a repeat
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| Posted 2/11/10 9:05 PM |
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Sash
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fka LIW Smara
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Re: A funny...sorry if it's a repeat
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| Posted 2/11/10 11:03 PM |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
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Shawn
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Re: A funny...sorry if it's a repeat
Old joke, but still funny...
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| Posted 2/12/10 7:54 AM |
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