what makes 100%

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever
wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you

answer these questions:


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-$-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND,

look how far a$$ kissing will take you.

A-$-$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty! that While
Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, it's the Bull$hit and A$$ kissing that will put
you over the top.

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That's awesome!

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Message edited 8/24/2006 10:25:10 AM.

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Posted by EmilyAKAMrsK

i am going to cut and paste this into a mass email!! love it!!

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print out for my wall at
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Too funny, but so true!

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