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Juliet
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21 things not to say to your pregnant wife!
I found this on the JCPenney website when I was looking at baby stuff.
21 things not to say to your pregnant wife!
1) I slept like a rock.
2) Sally looks fantastic, don't you think? It's hard to believe she's had three kids.
3) You sure you wanna eat that cookie?
4) My sister had a nine-pounder. We can beat that.
5) Will those stretch marks go away?
6) Wow, it's hard to believe something as big as a baby can actually come out of you.
7) Can you get the phone? We're fourth and one.
8) Of course I don't care about the weight gain, but you're kidding
yourself if you think it's only 20.
9) I'm trying to sleep. Can you be still?
10) Don't be so emotional.
11) I finished the ice cream.
12) If I didn't know better I'd bet on triplets.
13) I didn't know your ankles would look pregnant.
14) You want me to dust off the exercise bike for after the baby?
15) Brian's wife was in labor for 42 hours.
16) I think we should have another one right away so that the kids
will be close.
17) Steve's wife walked out of the hospital wearing the same jeans
that she wore before she got pregnant.
18) I just found out what an episiotomy is do you want me to
tell you?
19) I told my mom she could live with us for a month after the baby is born.
20) Can you try to have the baby after playoffs?
21) I couldn't find a pair of gym shorts, so I'm wearing some of yours.
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MrsPJ
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Re: 21 things not to say to your pregnant wife!
That was GREAT! I have heard quite a few of those on the list! I would also KILL my DH if he said half of them!!!
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| Posted 12/29/06 5:53 PM |
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nmp070106
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Re: 21 things not to say to your pregnant wife!
hahhahahahahaha great!!
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| Posted 12/29/06 6:03 PM |
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MrsR
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Re: 21 things not to say to your pregnant wife!
20) Can you try to have the baby after playoffs?
this one is funny - I was PRAYING I wouldnt go into labor on a sunday since I really think my DH would pick the jets game over me!
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| Posted 12/29/06 7:19 PM |
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lvdolphins
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Re: 21 things not to say to your pregnant wife!
#6...I find myself saying this more than dh...LOL
and I agree also on #20...If I go late, I just KNOW it will be Superbowl Sunday..LOL
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| Posted 12/29/06 7:56 PM |
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partyof6
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Re: 21 things not to say to your pregnant wife!
let me add one....
dh saying to prego wife....
now I know what it feels like to have a grown man sit on my lap.
(why thanks honey!)
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| Posted 12/29/06 8:00 PM |
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Gumpslilqtpie
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Re: 21 things not to say to your pregnant wife!
Those are pretty funny. I made DH read them so he knows in advance not to go there.
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| Posted 12/29/06 8:39 PM |
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| Posted 12/29/06 9:15 PM |
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Tah-wee-ZAH
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Re: 21 things not to say to your pregnant wife!
22. "I'm sooooo tired"
Ummmm... NO YOU ARE NOT!!! You have no idea what tired is!! Perhaps you, DH, will never know because you don't have a uterus or a pair of breasts that will be called upon round the clock to feed two human beings
He's never even yawned in my presence since then
He made up for it by saying... "Honey, seriously, from the back, no one would ever know you are pregnant" Don't know if it's true but I'll take it
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| Posted 12/30/06 1:11 AM |
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leighla
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Re: 21 things not to say to your pregnant wife!
Can we add my husband's favorites:
"You have to pee AGAIN?"
and
"Can you wait a little while to ______" usually filled in with the words eat or pee.
Umm....NO!! I can't wait!!!
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| Posted 12/30/06 7:33 AM |
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lvdolphins
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Re: 21 things not to say to your pregnant wife!
I want to add...Yesterday AM I wanted McDs breakfast (I know, I know...SHAME)..DH says to me "You really want that? We ended up getting bagels ( I was happy).
I come in from work just now and dh says to me "Oh, I went shopping" and I said did you eat breakfast?
Yep..He did and guess where!
I told him now tomorrow AM he owes me a breakfast...LOL
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| Posted 12/30/06 12:41 PM |
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MrsK
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Re: 21 things not to say to your pregnant wife!
OMG.... That's great!!
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| Posted 12/30/06 1:17 PM |
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