The $200 Trump Christmas Tree Ornament - for Trump haters only

So, Trump (RNC, whoever) is selling these "beautiful" ornaments - over $200 each! But, even better than the ornament itself are all the reviews on Amazon. If you need a laugh, take a look



Read the reviews!

Re: The $200 Trump Christmas Tree Ornament - for Trump haters only

Once again the internet is pretty funny!!

Re: The $200 Trump Christmas Tree Ornament - for Trump haters only

those reviews are priceless

Re: The $200 Trump Christmas Tree Ornament - for Trump haters only

I liked this one:

"I didn't actually order this but somehow it's on my tree anyway. I'm trying to make the best of it... at least that's what people are telling me to do. But I don't know. I'm trying, but there's suddenly swastikas painted on my other decorations, half of my presents are just dog s***, and the tree itself is on fire. But my conservative friends are telling me the fire is a good thing and I should just be united in celebrating what this ornament has to offer. They're also saying I need to leave the tree in my house for four to eight years. That doesn't sound right. Source?"

But I'm sure if I should laugh or cry at that one

Re: The $200 Trump Christmas Tree Ornament - for Trump haters only

Did you read the questions too ?

Question: what size is this? Dimensions
Answer: For small hands only!

Question: Will this ornament keep all of it's pre-holiday promises?
Answer: It's already backing off jailing my Elf on a Shelf.

Question: Is it really made in China
Answer: Of course, like most things bearing the Trump name, in order to spend less money and increase profit, this was mass produced in China

Question: Where is this manufactured?
Answer: Dum Gai, China.

Re: The $200 Trump Christmas Tree Ornament - for Trump haters only

This is amazing! Thank you!!

I love this one...

"This ornament keeps tweeting at 3 a.m., demanding apologies from the casts of various Broadway musicals. For what, I don't know. You'd think now that the Christmas season has officially arrived, the tree is up, and the stockings are hung, this ornament would finally get serious about being an ornament and doing the things an ornament ought to do--you know, stuff like hanging on the tree, looking merry and bright, and not destroying the Republic in its quest to satiate an unquenchable thirst for power. But no such luck. It just keeps tweeting and tweeting and tweeting. I'm not even sure how it manages to use a phone for such time-wasting endeavors, given how microscopic its teeny-tiny, wee little hands are.

Very strange. I'd like to return this, but I hear it will take an act of Congress to do so, and in any case, I'm not sure the backup ornament I'm stuck with is any better. It keeps trying to electrocute me."

Re: The $200 Trump Christmas Tree Ornament - for Trump haters only

"It called Mary a nasty woman, told Joseph to go back where he came from, built a wall around the manger, and then when you press it it sings "I'm Dreaming Of A Totally White Christmas"

Re: The $200 Trump Christmas Tree Ornament - for Trump haters only

These reviews are awesome and provided some good laughs!