Why is it, whenever I deal with any town agency...

That I feel like they have such God complexes and that, no matter how nice I am, I am always putting them out?

I called the TOS dump yesterday to see if they were going to have mulch today because I know sometimes they don't. The woman says "I DON'T KNOW." Ohhhhkay. I said nicely, "Can I call tomorrow morning to find out?" She says "YES." Click.

I call this morning and got another snotty YES and a hangup. I drive 20 minutes down there. The woman, who sounds a lot like the one the one who answered the phone says, "Do you know where you're going?" and I guessed the place I went last time and she said snottily "NO. YOU MAKE A U-TURN AT THE END AND GO THAT WAY." She couldn't have just said that? She had to ask me, on the off chance that I was wrong so she could school me? Fine. Whatever.

Then she says, "You know, it's an hour and a half wait." Holy crap, you couldn't have told me that on the phone?! I didn't have an hour and a half to wait so I turned around and came home. Now I have to do this all over again another day.