Dear woman at the gym today...

Dear woman at the gym today,

I know it is a free country (and gym!) and you have the right to choose any treadmill you want but why oh why when there were 20 empty treadmills and I was the only person in the gym on a treadmill did you choose the treadmill right next to mine?
I was feeling so good because I was almost to my goal of running 30 minutes and I was enjoying watching Mr. Deeds while I ran until you showed up.
It wouldn't have been such a big deal if you had just chosen the treadmill next to me but did you have to talk loudly on your cell phone nonstop? And did you have to walk so close to the front of the treadmill that you banged the plastic cover at the front of the treadmill with EVERY step you took? All I could hear was the THUMP THUMP THUMP of your feet hitting the plastic and the sound of your voice talking to your friend. uuugggghhh!

Sincerely,
The girl who was enjoying her run until you showed up!

PS- Sorry this is so long but I feel better now! I know it's not such a big deal I just wanted to vent!

Re: Dear woman at the gym today...

people can be so annoying!!!

Re: Dear woman at the gym today...

At least she hadn't bathed in perfume. That's usually the person who gets on next to me.

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That's crumby!

Re: Dear woman at the gym today...

I've got one!

Dear naked people in the locker room:

Why oh why must you prance around naked, talk to eachother, bend over and show your crack, dry your bush, use the blower machine to dry your hair while topless, lather lotion on, etc, etc all while stark naked, not even trying to cover up in the slightest? Little me who has to pee, does not want to see your ugly boobies and hairy crotch over and over again!

Sincerely,

The prude

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