Snozberry
I might steal your diamonds
Member since 2/06 4680 total posts
Name:
Melissa
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It's tough job but someone's got to do it
#1
Boss: Did you find that receipt?
Underling: No, it's not in the receipt file. I checked every receipt for the last six months. It's not there.
Boss: Why don't you look again?
Underling: I knew you'd ask, so I looked twice already. It's not there. Is there somewhere else that you put receipts?
Boss: No, only the receipt file. But if it's not in there, it's not a big deal. Later today, if you have time, why don't you look again in the file?
Underling: Okay, but if it's not there now, it won't be there later.
Boss: Yeah okay, but why don't you just look again?
1028 East PR 1200 North
Farmersburg, Indiana
#2
CSR on phone: No ma'am, I cannot get the part to you today. If I could beam myself to your house and deliver the part myself, I would. But since I can't, you will have to wait for overnight shipping.
553 Benson Road
Benton Harbor, Michigan
#3
Admin: Some angry guys are going to come in the office looking for one of the executives. They may threaten you and yell at you but just tell them to go away. Whatever you do, don't bother us with it.
Receptionist: Okay, while I'm up here fighting for my life, I'll be sure not to bother you all.
817 West Peachtree Street NW
Atlanta, Georgia
overheardintheoffice.com
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dandr10199
Grace is growing up too fast!
Member since 10/05 11561 total posts
Name:
Dina
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Re: It's tough job but someone's got to do it
Posted by Snozberry
#2
CSR on phone: No ma'am, I cannot get the part to you today. If I could beam myself to your house and deliver the part myself, I would. But since I can't, you will have to wait for overnight shipping.
553 Benson Road
Benton Harbor, Michigan
overheardintheoffice.com
LMAO! 
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