It is very strange that you would text message on my day off to tell me that you are "missing me and wanting to say hi." Especially since you droned on & on yesterday even after I explained that I was busy and that the pile of paperwork on my desk were people's salary increases. Many, many people will dislike you if they knew you were holding them up.(Source )

Also if we're dating, you're going to have to break the news to me, my husband & family. Oh and I'd like a new watch. Maybe if I could process your increase, you could afford to buy me one.

Signed,
Not a lesbian,
Not interested,
Not that there is anything wrong with that.