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Cute Joke
The Mommy Test
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked
up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took
the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
Why?” my daughter asked. “Because it’s been on the ground,
you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty and probably has germs” I
replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total
admiration and asked, “Mommy, how do you know all this stuff?”
“Uh,” I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff.
It’s on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be
a Mommy.” We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
evidently pondering this new information. “OH…I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the daddy.” “Exactly” I replied with a big smile on my face.
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Posted 12/17/08 4:52 PM  |
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Re: Cute Joke
LOL. Classic.
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| Posted 12/17/08 4:56 PM |
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Myababy
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Member since 7/08 1171 total posts
Name:
Shira
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Re: Cute Joke
hahahahaha thats great!!!!
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| Posted 12/17/08 5:20 PM |
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Lizzy
Carson's Mama
Member since 2/08 2430 total posts
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Elisabeth
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Re: Cute Joke
HAHA!! 
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| Posted 12/17/08 5:56 PM |
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Serendipity
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PrayingWishingHopingALOT
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Re: Cute Joke
Posted by NextStopBabytown
The Mommy Test
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked
up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took
the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
Why?” my daughter asked. “Because it’s been on the ground,
you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty and probably has germs” I
replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total
admiration and asked, “Mommy, how do you know all this stuff?”
“Uh,” I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff.
It’s on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be
a Mommy.” We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was
evidently pondering this new information. “OH…I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the daddy.” “Exactly” I replied with a big smile on my face.
Love it!!!
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| Posted 12/17/08 6:05 PM |
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