You know you're in the 3rd trimester when...

~ You literally can no longer breathe at times for no apparent reason

~ You can see your belly moving out of the corner of your eye and then watch in amazement for at least 10 minutes

~ You feeling like slapping a perfect stranger when you are in the grocery store because they HAVE to take up the whole isle

~ You cry at TV commercials

~ You can no longer get up out of a chair or off the couch with out sounding like an 80 yr old woman


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Re: You know you're in the 3rd trimester when...

* The first you thing you do no matter where you go is scope out the bathroom

* Your arms rest on top of your belly 95% of the time

* Having feet and ankles that look like Shrek's is just simply part of everyday life

* You're no longer surprised by any ache or pain and if you actually don't feel any aches or pains one day you get concerned

* You're constantly thinking about and worrying about things like internal exams, the ring of fire, and epidurals

* Getting situated in bed at night requires about 15 minutes of preparation and pillow scaffolding and then no sooner do you get "comfortable" you have to get up and pee

* Everyone and anyone rubs your belly like you are some good luck Buddha

* All you hear every day is "WOW!! You're ready to pop aren't you!"

* Flip-flops are your new best friend......no more pretty sandals and shoes and forget tying shoelaces

* All those maternity shirts which use to look cute and fit perfectly now barely cover your belly

Message edited 8/6/2008 7:08:42 PM.

Re: You know you're in the 3rd trimester when...

This made me laugh outloud:
* Getting situated in bed at night requires about 15 minutes of preparation and pillow scaffolding and then no sooner do you get "comfortable" you have to get up and pee

Re: You know you're in the 3rd trimester when...

Posted by surfersgirl

This made me laugh outloud:
* Getting situated in bed at night requires about 15 minutes of preparation and pillow scaffolding and then no sooner do you get "comfortable" you have to get up and pee

Re: You know you're in the 3rd trimester when...

(these are cracking me up! )

I will add:

- the only thing that fits anymore is your watch

- falling asleep by 9PM is considered normal

- you don't know how many weeks you are, but you know how many weeks/days you have left to go

- shaving your legs every OTHER day is "good enough"

Re: You know you're in the 3rd trimester when...

you cry hysterically because you can't bend down, or lift a leg up, to get your granny panties on

Re: You know you're in the 3rd trimester when...

You can't see your whoo-ha/vajay jay anymore no matter how hard you try

You like like a beached whale getting out of bed in the morning.

Re: You know you're in the 3rd trimester when...

Posted by BabyCote2006

(these are cracking me up! )


- shaving your legs every OTHER day is "good enough"

Re: You know you're in the 3rd trimester when...

Posted by surfersgirl

This made me laugh outloud:
* Getting situated in bed at night requires about 15 minutes of preparation and pillow scaffolding and then no sooner do you get "comfortable" you have to get up and pee