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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
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Shawn
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Funeral stone (joke)
Sam died. His will provided $50,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last attenders left, Sam's wife Rose turned to her oldest friend Sadie and said,
- 'Well, I'm sure Sam would be pleased.'
- 'I'm sure you're right,' replied Sadie, who leaned in close and lowered her voice to a whisper.
-'Tell me, how much did it really cost?'
'All of it,' said Rose. 'Fifty thousand.'
- 'No!' Sadie exclaimed. 'I mean, it was very nice, but really... $50,000?' Rose nodded.
'The funeral was $6,500. I donated $500 to the shul for the Rabbi's services. The Shiva food and drinks were another $500.
The rest went for the memorial stone.'
Sadie computed quickly:
- '$42,500 for a memorial stone? Oy vey, how big is it?'
- Seven and a half carats.
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MadDogMrsT
Wishing & Hoping
Member since 1/08 1227 total posts
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Re: Funeral stone (joke)
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| Posted 5/7/08 7:40 AM |
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lucyloo
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Re: Funeral stone (joke)
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| Posted 5/7/08 9:19 AM |
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JennyPenny
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Jen
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Re: Funeral stone (joke)
Message edited 5/7/2008 9:20:54 AM.
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| Posted 5/7/08 9:20 AM |
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Bellaocchi
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Re: Funeral stone (joke)
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| Posted 5/7/08 9:35 AM |
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JennZ
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Re: Funeral stone (joke)
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| Posted 5/7/08 9:41 AM |
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FelAndJon
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Felice (aka LuckyBride2004)
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Re: Funeral stone (joke)
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| Posted 5/7/08 10:51 AM |
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
Member since 6/07 42079 total posts
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LB
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Re: Funeral stone (joke)
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| Posted 5/7/08 11:06 AM |
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Re: Funeral stone (joke)
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| Posted 5/7/08 11:39 AM |
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Jax430
Hi!
Member since 5/05 18919 total posts
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Jackie
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Re: Funeral stone (joke)
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| Posted 5/7/08 11:45 AM |
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HoneyBadger
YourWorstNightmare.
Member since 10/06 15979 total posts
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BahBahBlackJeep
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Re: Funeral stone (joke)
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| Posted 5/7/08 12:25 PM |
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MsSissy
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Re: Funeral stone (joke)
I'm slow...I didn't get it at 1st
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| Posted 5/7/08 12:26 PM |
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luckystars3
2015
Member since 11/07 2378 total posts
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Julie
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Re: Funeral stone (joke)
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| Posted 5/7/08 1:16 PM |
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Epeebes
Easy Peasy!
Member since 11/07 1428 total posts
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Epeebes
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Re: Funeral stone (joke)
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| Posted 5/7/08 1:22 PM |
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Kara
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Member since 3/07 13217 total posts
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They call me "Tater Salad"
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Re: Funeral stone (joke)
7.5 carats for $42,000 - must be a crappy quality diamond.  (I kid, I kid... Former LIW brides will understand!)
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| Posted 5/7/08 1:32 PM |
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MrsPJB2007
MBA at your service!
Member since 7/06 12020 total posts
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MJ
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Re: Funeral stone (joke)
Posted by Kara
7.5 carats for $42,000 - must be a crappy quality diamond. (I kid, I kid... Former LIW brides will understand!)
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