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Just a funny story

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sunflowerjesss
Mommy to 3!

Member since 10/05

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Jesss, duh.

Just a funny story

So yesterday after work I had to go to the supermarket to food shop. We hadn't gone in two weeks because of the trip to Aruba.

I'm in the supermarket and all of a sudden I have to poop! Chat Icon But when I say poop, I mean like I had to go right then and there. Which NEVER happens to me. In the beginning of the pregnancy I had major constipation but worked it out and got back on my daily morning schedule.

Well, I really didn't want to leave my cart in the middle of the aisle so I raced through the store, ensuring to only get the items we desperately needed (ie toilet paper .... ironic right?).

I swear, I felt like I was on supermarket sweep! Unfortunately, I didn't win anything good at the end of the race against myself. Well, unless you consider not having an accident in my undies winning a great prize!

And that is my embarrassing story of the week. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/17/08 8:18 PM
 
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pumpkinpye517
LIF Adult

Member since 3/08

1060 total posts

Name:
Tiffany

Re: Just a funny story

OMG! i love you jess.. you are so brave posting your poopin market sweep story! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Clean undies is always a great prize!!! Too bad you have to go back for the rest of your shopping list!

Posted 4/17/08 8:20 PM
 

JenandMikey
life is good =)

Member since 5/07

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We're so blessed!

Re: Just a funny story

i love that!!!!!!!!!Chat Icon i have been known to have to do number 1 and do the "supermarket sweep" like u but number 2??!!!!!!! u deserve a prize my dearChat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

we'll call the prize didnt crap in the pants prizeChat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/17/08 8:20 PM
 

Jacksmommy
My love muffin!

Member since 1/07

5819 total posts

Name:
Liz

Re: Just a funny story

you are a better person than I. I would have bit the bullet and gone there. I would have never made it home!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/17/08 8:30 PM
 

aliwnec10
mom of 3 boys

Member since 4/06

11426 total posts

Name:
Ali

Re: Just a funny story

Now you sound like my husband and he's not pregnant! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/17/08 8:35 PM
 

headoverheels
s'il vous plaît

Member since 6/07

42079 total posts

Name:
LB

Re: Just a funny story

i totally would have done the same thing - i have major issues with going #2 anywhere but home! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/17/08 8:41 PM
 

wannabemom
look who's freshly baked!

Member since 12/07

7364 total posts

Name:
aka marriedinportjeff

Re: Just a funny story

not having an accident IS a great prize Chat Icon

I'm currently like that with having to pee.... I get sudden urges.... to make matters worse, the bathroom on my floor at work is being renovated Chat Icon

that's sooooo evil!

Posted 4/17/08 8:52 PM
 

mcl916
my two loves

Member since 10/06

5133 total posts

Name:
Megan

Re: Just a funny story

I so know the feeling!! I totally missed the constipation end of pregnancy, but have many episdoes like the one you described. Not having an accident is a very rewarding prizeChat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 4/17/08 9:52 PM
 

FelAndJon
needs to update her avatar pic

Member since 6/05

10212 total posts

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Felice (aka LuckyBride2004)

Re: Just a funny story

After all the constipation I have been having, if I get the urge, I am going! In fact, I know EXACTLY where the restrooms are in all the stores I go to Chat Icon

Posted 4/18/08 9:17 AM
 

neener1211
:-)

Member since 4/07

22952 total posts

Name:
J

Re: Just a funny story

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Posted 4/18/08 9:19 AM
 
 

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