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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
Member since 11/06 13241 total posts
Name:
Betsy
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For anyone with a temper or knows someone who does!
TO: All Employees
RE: Swearing at work
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.
1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.
3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.
5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!
6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.
8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.
10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?
11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.
13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.
15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.
17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?
18) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.
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HoneyBadger
YourWorstNightmare.
Member since 10/06 15979 total posts
Name:
BahBahBlackJeep
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Re: For anyone with a temper or knows someone who does!
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evnme
My little lamb
Member since 8/05 12633 total posts
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aka momma2b
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Re: For anyone with a temper or knows someone who does!
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GigglesBear
LIF Infant
Member since 3/08 126 total posts
Name:
Michael
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Re: For anyone with a temper or knows someone who does!
That's some f___ing funny sh__.
I mean. Your joke-related post was enjoyable and quite humorous.
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| Posted 4/1/08 4:31 PM |
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anonttcer
BOOOO for fall!
Member since 7/06 10082 total posts
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Meaning a NON ttcer!
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Re: For anyone with a temper or knows someone who does!
I think my boss at my last job might have written this up in reference to me!
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| Posted 4/1/08 4:32 PM |
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igottabeme
Its peanut butter jelly time!
Member since 1/08 2340 total posts
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Wouldnt you like to know! ;)
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SoinLove
Making big changes
Member since 5/05 16541 total posts
Name:
Kristin
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Re: For anyone with a temper or knows someone who does!
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WhatNow
Say Cheese!
Member since 1/06 8033 total posts
Name:
A (formerly WhatNow?)
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Re: For anyone with a temper or knows someone who does!
I just send it to the girl in the next cube!! Now we are both laughing!!!
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| Posted 4/1/08 5:09 PM |
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nicrae
He's here!
Member since 12/06 9289 total posts
Name:
Mommy
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Re: For anyone with a temper or knows someone who does!
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| Posted 4/1/08 6:01 PM |
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
Member since 5/05 21840 total posts
Name:
To a brand new year to a healthier me
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Re: For anyone with a temper or knows someone who does!
I got this e-mail before.... I love it.
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| Posted 4/1/08 6:08 PM |
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JML83
LIF Adolescent
Member since 12/07 540 total posts
Name:
Lauren
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Re: For anyone with a temper or knows someone who does!
love it!!!!
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| Posted 4/1/08 8:13 PM |
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IrishLasss334
I'll be there soon!
Member since 1/08 6549 total posts
Name:
Patty
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Re: For anyone with a temper or knows someone who does!
Awesome!
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| Posted 4/2/08 9:05 AM |
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Jax430
Hi!
Member since 5/05 18919 total posts
Name:
Jackie
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Re: For anyone with a temper or knows someone who does!
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TreAnt427
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Member since 8/06 8652 total posts
Name:
Tracy
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Re: For anyone with a temper or knows someone who does!
This is perfect for the guys I work with. I just forwarded it to them!
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| Posted 4/2/08 9:11 AM |
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