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why men are never depressed... email
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MarathonKnitter
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why men are never depressed... email
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
We Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Our last name stays put. The garage is all ours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. We can be President. We can never be pregnant. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. We can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell us the truth. The world is our urinal. We never have to drive to another gas station's rest room because this one is just too icky. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress: $5000. Tux rental: $100. People never stare at our chest when we talk to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. No PMS. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. We know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. We can open all our own jars. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. We never have strap problems in public. We're unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. Everything on our faces stays its original color. The same hairstyles lasts for years, maybe decades. We only have to shave our faces and maybe our necks.
We can play with toys all our lives. One wallet and one color for all seasons. We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look. We can 'do' our nails with a pocket knife. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes
No wonder we men are happier.
Message edited 3/6/2008 1:26:30 PM.
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mycrayon1
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Re: why men are never depressed... email
OMG I LOVE IT!!!!!
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| Posted 3/6/08 1:35 PM |
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WhatNow
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Re: why men are never depressed... email
All true... and yet we have longer life expectancy...
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| Posted 3/6/08 2:01 PM |
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GoldenRod
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Shawn
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Re: why men are never depressed... email
Posted by WhatNow
All true... and yet we have longer life expectancy...
http://www.lifamilies.com/chat/topic.aspx?ID=261661&Reload=24029
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| Posted 3/6/08 3:26 PM |
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