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mrswask
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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - An Email
''THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!"
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ***, had
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
The End
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june262004
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - An Email
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MissJones
I need a nap!
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - An Email
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GioiaMia
Let's Go Rangers!
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - An Email
this is my favorite 
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WhatNow
Say Cheese!
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - An Email
 Awesome!!!
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Christine
2nd verse same as the 1st
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - An Email
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evnme
My little lamb
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - An Email
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - An Email
.... and the guy got to hang out with his friends whenever he wanted. Never got yelled at about taking the garbage out. Bought a sports car and a truck. Snored all night without getting poked in the side. Never had to hold a pocketbook in the women's section of a store and pretend to care about clothing. Never had a woman come over the same age as his mother and do nothing but nag at him and complain about everything he did.
And he also lived happily ever after.... 
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MarathonKnitter
HAPPY
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - An Email
i've just discovered my most favorite-est story EVER
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MsSissy
xoxoxo
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - An Email
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - An Email
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Chrisnamy
Summer is coming soon
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - An Email
love it!
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| Posted 3/6/08 9:27 AM |
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luckystars3
2015
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - An Email
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Diane
Hope is Contagious....catch it
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - An Email
LOVE it
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anonttcer
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - An Email
Posted by GoldenRod
.... and the guy got to hang out with his friends whenever he wanted. Never got yelled at about taking the garbage out. Bought a sports car and a truck. Snored all night without getting poked in the side. Never had to hold a pocketbook in the women's section of a store and pretend to care about clothing. Never had a woman come over the same age as his mother and do nothing but nag at him and complain about everything he did.
And he also lived happily ever after....
I like both versions of this story!
Nice rebuttal!
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dooodles
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - An Email
Posted by mrswask
''THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!"
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl
said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ***, had
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
The End
Short but sweet!!!
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codybear
Our Family is Complete!
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - An Email
i love it! 
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MadDogMrsT
Wishing & Hoping
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Here's Hoping
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HoneyBadger
YourWorstNightmare.
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - An Email
Posted by GoldenRod
.... and the guy got to hang out with his friends whenever he wanted. Never got yelled at about taking the garbage out. Bought a sports car and a truck. Snored all night without getting poked in the side. Never had to hold a pocketbook in the women's section of a store and pretend to care about clothing. Never had a woman come over the same age as his mother and do nothing but nag at him and complain about everything he did.
And he also lived happily ever after....
well played.
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MrsB-07
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - An Email
love it
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mycrayon1
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Carolyn
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Re: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale - An Email
I've gotten that one before I love it!
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