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meniasta
Mommy of 2
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SPREAD STUPIDITY?
Spread the Stupidity
Only in America .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America .....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America .....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America .. ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when < B>they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe,
why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Re: SPREAD STUPIDITY?
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LaurenExp
Waiting patiently for baby sis
Member since 8/06 11613 total posts
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L-Diddy EDD 11/11/11 :)
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Re: SPREAD STUPIDITY?
Posted by meniasta
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
This one had me
I think about that all the time. And then, without fail, after I put on my mascara I sneeze, just so I can get mascara all underneath my eyes.
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| Posted 2/15/08 1:51 PM |
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pinkandblue
Our family is complete, maybe
Member since 9/05 32436 total posts
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Stephanie
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Re: SPREAD STUPIDITY?
Posted by meniasta
Only in America .....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
these are funny but THIS one has me 
I have heard it before but never in my life have a bought a package of 10 dogs, it is ALWAYS 8
oh well, it was very funny
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| Posted 2/15/08 1:57 PM |
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leighla
Support Cancer Research
Member since 5/05 16353 total posts
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Lauren
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Re: SPREAD STUPIDITY?
Posted by meniasta
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
I've heard most of these before, but this one made me
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itkocak
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Re: SPREAD STUPIDITY?
Message edited 11/17/2011 3:48:13 PM.
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| Posted 2/15/08 2:06 PM |
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Re: SPREAD STUPIDITY?
I've seen these before, but they're still funny!!
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| Posted 2/15/08 2:08 PM |
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evnme
My little lamb
Member since 8/05 12633 total posts
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aka momma2b
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Re: SPREAD STUPIDITY?
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| Posted 2/15/08 2:09 PM |
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Mommy2Boys
My Boys!!!!
Member since 6/06 14437 total posts
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C
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Re: SPREAD STUPIDITY?
Only in America .. ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
I never thought of that!
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| Posted 2/15/08 2:27 PM |
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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
Member since 11/06 13241 total posts
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Betsy
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Re: SPREAD STUPIDITY?
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