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Had my first *** dream....

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Bluepixie
Mamarazzi

Member since 6/07

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Name:
Laura

Had my first *** dream....

Ok, up until this point my dreams haven't been too confusing. I haven't woken up before this morning and gone, "***???". Last night was a doozy..

I dreamt I was at my mother's friends house and she had created a Nursing Bra Boutique in her garage. So I'm in there trying on bras- all of which were GINORMOUS and I'm getting frustrated. I see on the wall of the fitting room a sign with the following written on it..

Dear valued customer..
If you are interested in Pregnancy Boudoir Photographs taken of yourself while trying on items, please let Lydia (mom's friend) know and we will accomodate.

If you are interested in observing an S&M scene involving Lydia and her husband, that can be arranged as well. We will provide camera equipment for your convenience

So I leave this crazy dressing room to find Lydia and my mother speaking in tongues lying on yoga mats in the front yard....

W......T........F???????????????????????Chat Icon

Posted 2/15/08 1:07 PM
 
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neener1211
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Member since 4/07

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Name:
J

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Posted 2/15/08 1:10 PM
 

dapnkap
Our 3 angels

Member since 7/07

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Name:
Karen

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Posted 2/15/08 1:14 PM
 

CherylWoops
momma's boy

Member since 10/07

1553 total posts

Name:
Cheryl

Re: Had my first *** dream....

My my Laura you are a twisted little thing, aren't you?

Posted 2/15/08 1:14 PM
 

headoverheels
s'il vous plaît

Member since 6/07

42079 total posts

Name:
LB

Re: Had my first *** dream....

OMG i love the S&M part Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

were you thinking of taking them up on their offer? Chat Icon

Posted 2/15/08 1:36 PM
 

Bluepixie
Mamarazzi

Member since 6/07

2618 total posts

Name:
Laura

Re: Had my first *** dream....

Posted by CherylWoops

My my Laura you are a twisted little thing, aren't you?


Yeah seriously...

Nursing Bras
Voyeurism
S&M
and Yoga all in one fat screwed up dream...Chat Icon

Posted 2/15/08 1:58 PM
 

CherylWoops
momma's boy

Member since 10/07

1553 total posts

Name:
Cheryl

Re: Had my first *** dream....

Posted by Bluepixie

Nursing Bras
Voyeurism
S&M
and Yoga all in one fat screwed up dream...Chat Icon



W t f did YOU eat before bed? Chat Icon

Posted 2/15/08 2:00 PM
 

lillian771
LIF Toddler

Member since 3/07

487 total posts

Name:
Lillian

Re: Had my first *** dream....

That certainly is a doozy! I can't even tell you about my crazy dream last night. It was very strange and very gross. I seriously just want to forget about it! Chat Icon

Posted 2/15/08 2:00 PM
 

Bluepixie
Mamarazzi

Member since 6/07

2618 total posts

Name:
Laura

Re: Had my first *** dream....

Posted by CherylWoops

Posted by Bluepixie

Nursing Bras
Voyeurism
S&M
and Yoga all in one fat screwed up dream...Chat Icon



W t f did YOU eat before bed? Chat Icon



Uno's Shrimp & Crab fondue!!! MmmmmmChat Icon

Posted 2/15/08 2:02 PM
 

CherylWoops
momma's boy

Member since 10/07

1553 total posts

Name:
Cheryl

Re: Had my first *** dream....

Posted by lillian771

That certainly is a doozy! I can't even tell you about my crazy dream last night. It was very strange and very gross. I seriously just want to forget about it! Chat Icon


Well now you have to after a reply like that. Chat Icon

Posted 2/15/08 2:04 PM
 

Bluepixie
Mamarazzi

Member since 6/07

2618 total posts

Name:
Laura

Re: Had my first *** dream....

Posted by lillian771

That certainly is a doozy! I can't even tell you about my crazy dream last night. It was very strange and very gross. I seriously just want to forget about it! Chat Icon



Aww, c'mon Lillian- There are no secrets here. I think I know more about some peoples CM than I know about my ownChat Icon

Posted 2/15/08 2:07 PM
 

lillian771
LIF Toddler

Member since 3/07

487 total posts

Name:
Lillian

Re: Had my first *** dream....

Posted by Bluepixie

Posted by lillian771

That certainly is a doozy! I can't even tell you about my crazy dream last night. It was very strange and very gross. I seriously just want to forget about it! Chat Icon



Aww, c'mon Lillian- There are no secrets here. I think I know more about some peoples CM than I know about my ownChat Icon



LOL...trust me, this one is better left unexplained. All I'll say is that it involves an 81 year old man, nudity, and a vasectomy. Enough said, right?

Posted 2/15/08 3:47 PM
 

lillian771
LIF Toddler

Member since 3/07

487 total posts

Name:
Lillian

Re: Had my first *** dream....

Ugh, I think I'm going to hurl after re-reading my post. I'm seeing the whole dream again in my mind and it ain't pretty!!! Chat Icon

Posted 2/15/08 3:49 PM
 

Chica
Cuteness!

Member since 10/06

3013 total posts

Name:
Erica

Re: Had my first *** dream....

Between Laura's dream and Lillian's dream, I'm cracking up. It's a comfort to know you have crazy dreams too.

Posted 2/15/08 4:23 PM
 

carolyns4cupcakes
C ♥'s F

Member since 2/07

6456 total posts

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Re: Had my first *** dream....

My crazy s*x dreams finally settled down!!! Thank goodness!

Posted 2/16/08 8:19 AM
 

Gertyrae
Peace out Homies!

Member since 5/05

20046 total posts

Name:
Gerty ®

Re: Had my first *** dream....

Don't feel bad, In my dream - my sisters non-existant boyfriend was fixing the oil burner in my mother's house and I had s*x with him right on the tile floor of my mother's hallway!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 2/16/08 8:22 AM
 

msbree825
whole lotta cute...

Member since 1/08

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Posted 2/16/08 10:02 PM
 
 

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