You were just at my desk and you are creepy. You also smell like you have not taken a shower in a few days, do you not take showers??? I now have to open my window. You did not get the hint when I kept telling you to sit down in the waiting room. You came to bring in your Mom. I feel sorry for her becuase she has to smell you all day and on the car ride home.
PSA Please take a shower when you smell!
Signed,
Office Manager