Anyone remember that old ADT Security Systems commercials? I'm thinking it was late 80's, early 90's. I still remember the cheesy one liners delivered by the laughably NOT scary actor/crooks in the commercial:

"Theys was asleep. Theys didn't even know we was in the house." (gets turned over to the grammar police by the ADT security forces)

"I know when you're home...and when you're not!" (Santa Claus? Possibly the mailman?)

Anyway, the hick who says "I can pick most locks with a credit card" was really the most inspired casting choice of the 20th century. Long hair, denim jacket and twitching, that guy was a textbook meth addict....less likely to be caught breaking into my apartment with a Visa card than robbing the local Walgreens of its Sudafed stock.