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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
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Shawn
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THAT's how you wave a towel!
No matter what Moshe did in bed, his wife never achieved an O.
Since a Jewish wife is entitled to marital pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi.
The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard and makes the following suggestion, "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an O."
They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love.
It doesn't help and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi.
"Okay," he says to the husband, "Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
They go home and hire the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming O.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, "You see, you schmuck, THAT'S how to wave a towel!"
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Re: THAT's how you wave a towel!
LOL .
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TreAnt427
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Re: THAT's how you wave a towel!
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Anniegrl
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Ann
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Re: THAT's how you wave a towel!
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capricorn75
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Re: THAT's how you wave a towel!
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sunflowerjesss
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Jesss, duh.
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Re: THAT's how you wave a towel!
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Lisa
I'm a PANK!!!
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Professional Aunts No Kids
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JoCaCoLa
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flowergirl85
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Missy
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Re: THAT's how you wave a towel!
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MeeshkaMich
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Re: THAT's how you wave a towel!
omg
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| Posted 1/15/08 9:20 AM |
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Tany
Becoming a different woman
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Tania
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| Posted 1/15/08 9:22 AM |
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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
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Betsy
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KPtoys
I'm getting old
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