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jxnoscar
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I am so freaking bored
Entertain me.
Does anyone have a joke?
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bicosi
life is a carousel
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Re: I am so freaking bored
Me too. I am going crazy.
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| Posted 12/31/07 12:17 PM |
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NASP09
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Message edited 3/3/2010 11:10:23 PM.
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| Posted 12/31/07 12:20 PM |
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Re: I am so freaking bored
Message edited 12/31/2007 12:21:16 PM.
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| Posted 12/31/07 12:20 PM |
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
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Re: I am so freaking bored
Fixing the Fence
Three contractors - one from New Jersey , another from Tennessee and the third from Florida - are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House in Washington , D.C.
They go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700"
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
The New Jersey contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence."
"Done!" replies the government official.
And that, my friends, is how it all works!!!
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MsSissy
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Re: I am so freaking bored
A little advise for everyone:
Don't kiss your honey when your nose is runny, you make think it's funny but it's SNOT!
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| Posted 12/31/07 12:23 PM |
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Re: I am so freaking bored
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luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013
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Re: I am so freaking bored
nevermind, i dont know if i'll get trouble for posting this, it's called americabeautiful.
Message edited 12/31/2007 12:44:20 PM.
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| Posted 12/31/07 12:30 PM |
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Goldi0218
My miracles!
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Re: I am so freaking bored
Any joke I would post would probably offend the masses.
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| Posted 12/31/07 12:51 PM |
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jxnoscar
Baby Delicious!
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Re: I am so freaking bored
Posted by luvsbob4603
nevermind, i dont know if i'll get trouble for posting this, it's called americabeautiful.
i watched some of it. i don't get it
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| Posted 12/31/07 1:10 PM |
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Emily
Kasey & Me! Lurves it!
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Re: I am so freaking bored
This one time at band camp...
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| Posted 12/31/07 1:41 PM |
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Phyl
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Re: I am so freaking bored
Posted by Emily
This one time at band camp...
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| Posted 12/31/07 1:41 PM |
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Re: I am so freaking bored
Posted by Mssissy
A little advise for everyone:
Don't kiss your honey when your nose is runny, you make think it's funny but it's SNOT!
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| Posted 12/31/07 1:42 PM |
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
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Re: I am so freaking bored
this is offensive but i don't care:
in the US, they say, "it's 10 o'clock, do you know where your children are?"
in France, they say, "it's 10 o'clock, do you know where your husband is?"
in the UK, they say, "it's 10 o'clock, do you know where your wife is?"
in Poland, they say, "it's 10 o'clock, do you know what time it is?"
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| Posted 12/31/07 2:29 PM |
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SweetestOfPeas
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Re: I am so freaking bored
Posted by headoverheels
this is offensive but i don't care:
in the US, they say, "it's 10 o'clock, do you know where your children are?"
in France, they say, "it's 10 o'clock, do you know where your husband is?"
in the UK, they say, "it's 10 o'clock, do you know where your wife is?"
in Poland, they say, "it's 10 o'clock, do you know what time it is?"
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