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Domino
Always My Miracle
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A Christmas Story for those having a bad day!
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed
Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,
Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked,
the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot
of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it
broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen
floor .
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off
the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the
door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Hope it cheered up your day like mine!
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Posted 12/20/07 11:06 PM  |
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lvdolphins
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Re: A Christmas Story for those having a bad day!
I got this in an email...Love it.
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| Posted 12/21/07 9:53 AM |
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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
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Betsy
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Re: A Christmas Story for those having a bad day!
Love it!
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| Posted 12/21/07 9:54 AM |
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LaurenExp
Waiting patiently for baby sis
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L-Diddy EDD 11/11/11 :)
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Re: A Christmas Story for those having a bad day!
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| Posted 12/21/07 9:56 AM |
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headoverheels
s'il vous plaît
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Re: A Christmas Story for those having a bad day!
cute!
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| Posted 12/21/07 10:02 AM |
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TreAnt427
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Tracy
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Re: A Christmas Story for those having a bad day!
NICE!  I just sent this to my co workers.
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| Posted 12/21/07 10:04 AM |
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Smileyd17
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Mommy
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Re: A Christmas Story for those having a bad day!
Great story!! 
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| Posted 12/21/07 10:10 AM |
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SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!
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Re: A Christmas Story for those having a bad day!
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| Posted 12/21/07 10:15 AM |
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