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ITALIAN ELBOW (joke) LMAOOOOOOOO

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4monkeys
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ITALIAN ELBOW (joke) LMAOOOOOOOO

I thought this was HYSTERICAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

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THE ITALIAN ELBOW

An Italian grandmother is giving directions to her
grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

"You comma to de front door of the apartmenta. I
am inna apartmenta 301 ..
There issa bigga panel at the front door. With
you elbow, pusha button 301.
I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator
is on the right. Get in, and with you elbow, pusha 3. When you get out, I'mma on the left. With
you elbow, hit my doorbell."
"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting
all these buttons ;with my elbow?

"What . . . . . .. .. You coming empty handed?"

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Message edited 12/3/2007 4:06:38 PM.

Posted 12/3/07 4:06 PM
 
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Posted 12/3/07 4:07 PM
 

CaMacho
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Jess

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That was great! Chat Icon

Posted 12/3/07 4:07 PM
 

jerrysgirl
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Posted 12/3/07 4:07 PM
 

Ginger123
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Posted 12/3/07 4:08 PM
 

Smileyd17
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That was great!! Chat Icon

Posted 12/3/07 4:09 PM
 

MelToddJulia
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Posted 12/3/07 4:10 PM
 

HoneyBadger
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Posted 12/3/07 4:14 PM
 

alnem
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Posted 12/3/07 4:14 PM
 

imthecindyofcindyandkevin
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Posted 12/3/07 4:18 PM
 

Dani922
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Posted 12/3/07 4:40 PM
 

TeeDee09
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Posted 12/3/07 4:45 PM
 

Ang-Rich
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OMG - I love that!!!

Posted 12/3/07 4:48 PM
 

Emily
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My jewish grandma from the old country could have written this from her grave. I was not allowed over unless I brought challah and milk. She would give me 50 cents for the purchases. Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

I think the Italian grandmas and Jewish grandmas meet up once a week and talk about their children and grandchildren. Chat Icon

Posted 12/3/07 4:50 PM
 

evnme
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Posted 12/3/07 4:54 PM
 

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Posted 12/3/07 5:01 PM
 

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Posted 12/3/07 6:05 PM
 

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Posted 12/3/07 6:49 PM
 

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