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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name:
Shawn
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Some women jokes...
1. Losing all your friends
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him..
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends."
2. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!"
Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!"
3. Importance of a period
Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"
Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away."
4. Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!"
5. Anger management?
Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet."
Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush."
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PotofLuck06
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Betsy
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Re: Some women jokes...
I needed that this Monday morning!
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| Posted 12/3/07 9:49 AM |
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HoneyBadger
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Member since 10/06 15979 total posts
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BahBahBlackJeep
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Re: Some women jokes...
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| Posted 12/3/07 10:00 AM |
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BabyAvocado
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Re: Some women jokes...
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| Posted 12/3/07 10:18 AM |
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DeniseMarie
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Re: Some women jokes...
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