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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
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Shawn
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The MIL....
A couple is going out for a night on the town. They're all dolled up, ready to go; the lights left on, the dog put out.
But just as the taxi arrives and they step out of the house, the dog darts back inside and won't come out. They don't want to leave the dog inside, so the husband goes
upstairs to find it, while the wife goes to wait in the taxi.
Not wanting it known that the house will be empty, she explains to the driver that her husband had just gone "to say good-bye to my mother".
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," he says.
"Stupid b!tch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat-hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching
and biting me as I hauled her *** downstairs and tossed her in the backyard!
She'd better not sh*t in the vegetable garden again!"
The silence in the cab was deafening.
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Posted 11/29/07 7:10 AM  |
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jana
LIF Adult
Member since 3/06 1134 total posts
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Re: The MIL....
I just spit out my coffee all over the keyboard!
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| Posted 11/29/07 8:36 AM |
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SweetestOfPeas
J'taime Paris!
Member since 3/06 32345 total posts
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Re: The MIL....
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| Posted 11/29/07 8:37 AM |
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sunflowerjesss
Mommy to 3!
Member since 10/05 20369 total posts
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Jesss, duh.
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Re: The MIL....
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| Posted 11/29/07 8:54 AM |
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Emily
Kasey & Me! Lurves it!
Member since 7/06 8703 total posts
Name:
STBHC
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Re: The MIL....
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| Posted 11/29/07 8:56 AM |
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SJ-J-07
LIF Infant
Member since 11/07 155 total posts
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jenn
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Re: The MIL....
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| Posted 11/29/07 9:12 AM |
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DJJ914
LIF Adolescent
Member since 9/07 715 total posts
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Re: The MIL....
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| Posted 11/29/07 9:14 AM |
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luckysmom
Yes it is! Going as planned:)
Member since 6/07 5339 total posts
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Re: The MIL....
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| Posted 11/29/07 9:21 AM |
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2BEANS
wow time is going fast.
Member since 9/07 16106 total posts
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Tina
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Re: The MIL....
imagine the cabby's face!
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| Posted 11/29/07 10:26 AM |
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Stefanie
♥
Member since 5/05 23599 total posts
Name:
Stefanie
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Re: The MIL....
That's awesome!!!
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| Posted 11/29/07 10:29 AM |
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Maathy317
Grammie's Little Man
Member since 2/06 3235 total posts
Name:
D
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Re: The MIL....
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| Posted 11/29/07 11:01 AM |
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PotofLuck06
Our Baby Boy Is Here!!!
Member since 11/06 13241 total posts
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Betsy
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Re: The MIL....
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted 11/29/07 11:40 AM |
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